AnotherHarry Potterbadfic written between 2009 and 2011 by "ViandasJohnson", in an obvious imitation ofMy Immortal.

In this one, like many others, Goffs and Preps battle it out over Hogwarts, or, as the pod replacements call it, "Haugwertz", "Hoggwart" or "Hogwurtz".

The main character andDesignated Hero is Linda Darkness Demented Ravenway Taracroft, a sociopathic "Goff" who deals with a Wangsty life as a Satani...no, we meanSantanist. She must deal with attacking preppies, Britney Spears/Bratney Speers, Joran Vandersloot,Adolf Hitler, Corrupted Self, Sosuke Aizen...wait, what!?

Yes, in this fic we haveCameos. Alot of cameos.

Dumbledore seems to have sentient Alzheimer's, which functions as theBig Bad...if he is not away on business. Then theBig Bad isGlory...or Warren. Depends on who is available.

TheDesignated Hero seems to maintain a relationship with Dracola/Neville Longbottom, Vampire/Harry Potter, and Draco. B'Loody Mary seems to alternate between being friendly, doing the nasty with Vanderslout, serving Aizen and Hitler, becoming uberpowerful, turning into aOne-Winged Angel, or secretly being Naraku who wants to assimilate everyone by bonding.

It can be foundhere.

• Adolf Hitler: Present in this time period, as well as the past. SuffersVillain Decay andBadass Decay on a massive scale.
• Bad Santa: Worshipped as the Goff's diety, thanks toRouge Angles of Satin
• Crossover:Harry Potter,My Immortal,Christian Humber Reloaded,Twilight,Buffy the Vampire Slayer,World War Two, andInuyasha are merely themajor fandoms.
• Designated Hero: Linda and her posse.
• Rouge Angles of Satin: Occurs a lot in this fic.
• Shout-Out: ToHans Von Hozel,30 "H"s,Half Life: Full Life Consequences, andLight and Dark - The Adventures of Dark Yagami, for starters. And of course,My Immortal.
• Stealth Parody: If it can even be called stealthy
• Troll Fic: Of course.

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