Adeconstruction of theSelf Insert fic,Sleeping With The Girls is about a normal guy (albeit one who's been through boot camp) being thrust into various fictional worlds by an unusual mechanism: He 'jumps' to each world the moment he falls asleep, and he wakes up in the same bed as a female character. Naturally,Hilarity Ensues.
And before you ask, no. There has not been a single sex scene. The title is just like that.
Discussion of the story can be found in the correspondingSpacebattles.com forum threads:
And now it has even anopening theme!
The fanfiction.net version of the second volume can be foundhere. It has not been updated since June 2010.
A possibleVisual Novel was discussed in February 2012 - February 2013here.
(Please note that this page will contain spoilers.)
"What? NO FAIR! I HIT HIM! I HIT HIM!" |
SI: SENBEI! HIT HIM, NOW! |
Urd: Why would (my mother) keep you a secret from ME? |
S.I.: "There are monsters on the prowl, and I don't want my head smashed in like a watermelon." |
S.I.: "'Fuck' is a unique word in Drilleese. It is used, often several times in a sentence, as a noun, pronoun, verb, adjective, adverb, and possibly even as a conjunction. All at the same time…" |
S.I.: It's amagical healing ray. Somehow, I don't think it will hurt him. |
"That thing killed a Dark General. Imagine what it could do toyou." |
GOD DAMMIT I'VE FUCKING KILLED THEM! GOOD GOING ME! I AM BECOME MIKE NELSON! DESTROYER OF WORLDS! |
"...Why does this sound like one of those Role Play threads where you wake up in bed with a girl from fiction?" |
SI: 'Oh FUCK NO!' "You don't seriously think I was trying to-" I began. "No. NO! Do NOT lump me into the same category as that kind of pond scum!" |
SI: Dammit, don't read my mind! It's rude! |
Junpei: So this animal's crap is worth a crap-load of money? |
Washu: If you need more than three, you have bigger problems. |
SI: Let me make this absolutely clear. YOU. CANNOT. WIN. |
Luna: This is surreal. I can see myself panicking, but the way this episode is cut, it'sobvious that Rhett Butler has the final crystal piece. |