A newspaper comic drawn by former lawyer Stephan Pastis about the lives of Rat, Pig, Zebra and Goat, anthropomorphic suburbanites operating freely in a human world justslightly off-plumb from our own. They are,naturally, a rat, a pig, a zebra, and a goat. The strip serves partly as a chronicle of their amusingly surreal adventures, partly as a satire of modern American society, partly as a meta-commentary on the state of the modern American comic strip (not surprisingly, it isn't impressed)...and partly—some suspect mostly—as an excuse to let offreally, really awful puns.
Pig is a perpetually cheerful innocent who sails through life just barely aware enough to survive. His best friend and roomie Rat, a wannabe author, is a cynical, totally unrepentantJerkass andDeadpan Snarker constantly on the lookout for a quick buck. Their neighbor Goat is much more intelligent and well-read than the other characters; thus his default expression tends to be "Why do I putup with these morons?"
Another neighbor, gentle, sensitive Zebra, was originally intended to be a one-shot character but was soon elevated to star status. He was originally determined to save his herd from becoming prey to lions, either through schemes to thwart them (such as dressing in costumes...unfortunately, they dressed up as gazelle) or attempts to communicate with them (but the lions tend to respond to his moving letters with "Yu taste gud!")
Later in the strip, crocodile fraternity Zeeba Zeeba Eata moved in next to Zebra, and their idiotic attempts to capture and eat him have become one of the most popular aspects of the strip. The crocs' horrible grammar is about the most offensive thing about them.
Peripheral characters include Pig's pet Guard Duck, who calls his master "Sir," patrols the neighborhood with a rocket launcher and occasionally declares war on Venezuela; Zebra's cat Snuffles, a truly evil little ball of cute fluff who among many other things hid the WMDs for Saddam Hussein; Pigita, Pig's sometime girlfriend - "sometime" because he takes romantic advice from Rat; Wee Bear, the strip's resident social issue obsessed maleSoapbox Sadie; Farina, Pig's sister, who lives inside a plastic bubble and is the only person Rat ever loved; Junior, the young vegetarian crocodile; and Andy the creatively optimistic little dog across the way, who never fails to make the best of being chained up in his yard and forgotten.
Pastis himself makesfrequent appearances in the strip, usually to announce/explain changes in the strip or be chewed out by Rat - or both.
Bad Humor Truck: One Sunday strip has Pig getting hit by an ice cream truck. Rat explains to Goat that this happens every Sunday, and that when Pig comes to he just tells him that he won the Super Bowl.
Beware the Nice Ones: In a strip where Goat convinced Rat to relax and stop worrying about everything,then whacked him on the head with a frying pan as soon as he dropped his guard.
Biting the Hand Humor: Pastis does not shy away from mockingScott Adams, who helped popularize the strip. Similarly, Rat isnever above mocking Pastis, his creator.
Black Comedy: And how; Pastis comments in his treasuries that even he underestimates just how "dark" his material is. He recounts the story of a telephone call between himself and fellow cartoonist Darby Conley (Get Fuzzy) about an idea for a strip wherein Pig falls in love with a doomed female pig at a slaughterhouse. Darby's side of the conversation was mostly long silences.
Bottle and Switch Episode: We get a visual variant when a girl named Libby chided Stephan Pastis'sAuthor Avatar, saying that she could do better.Bill Watterson ended up drawing those strips, meaning the art was more ambitious than usual.
Cats Are Mean: Playedvery straight, possibly to the point of satire, with Snuffles, who has at times moonlighted as a Nigerian scammer, a mercenary and a spokesperson for Al Qaeda.
Character Filibuster: Goat's specialty... albeit frequently doomed in the face of Rat's pragmatism.
Characterization Marches On: Pastis acknowledged this in an arc where Rat starts selling "Beef Babies," and Pig decides to one-up him by selling "Tuna Babies." He admitted that he wrote the arc in 2001 before the characters were as defined, and ended up using this notablyOut of Character moment for Pig when the arc finally printed in 2004.
Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: Rat and Pig's roommate Leonard. Several other characters come and go, in part because Pastis simply runs out of good material for them. He acknowledged that this is why he got rid of Leonard.
Eventually, we get a strip in which Stephan phones Pig to tell him he's writing Leonard out of the strip, adding that "I'm a little busy right now, so I asked Rat to look into some scenarios that are final, yet dignified and respectful". Rat then comes in to announce thatLeonard got his head stuck in the toilet and drowned.
Rat once created a line of Beefy Babies, toys made out of beef. Due toEarly Installment Weirdness, Pig also got the idea to make tuna babies. Federal regulators stepped in because people complained that the beef got bad and rotten after being outside for a few days, and forcing Rat to stop production. Rat isn't amused, saying it's obvious that beef isn't going to last forever.
Parodied when Stephen did an arc about Toby the agoraphobic tortoise and told Rat he wasn't appearing again. Rat accused him of wanting more marketable plushies like for Pig. Cut to Stephen buried in Pig plushies.
On July 28, 2011PBS crossed both ways withDennis the Menace. TheDTM strip took place in a comic book convention. After his father tells Dennis that Pastis "draws a famous comic strip", Dennis says, "But what does he do for a living?" ThePBS strip had Pastis invite Dennis over to help makePearls into a family friendly strip, only to find him pouring gas into Pastis's office saying "Hope you have insurance on this @+#$@#+ dump." As Pastis's office starts to go up in flames, Rat observes that Dennis "looks like he's past the slingshot phase".
Dennis the Menace: And Remember, Blame those @+#@;#+Family Circus Kids!
In acknowledgment of the author ofCathy retiring, there was a one-week arc when Cathy's soul gets stuck in thePearls Before Swine diner. Instead of going straight to Comic Strip Heaven, she eats...cheesecake.
Cute Shotaro Boy: Plaid, a young zebra thought to be Zebra's son, who debuted February 19, 2012 and appeared a few times the following week, before it was revealed at the end of the week Zebra has no son and it was a case ofMistaken Identity.
Death as Comedy: All the freaking time. Countless crocs have died off, and then there're Hy and Hy, the hyena brothers that operate a funeral home... just to get the dead animals that hyenas feed on.
Digging to China: Pig digs a hole to "Kukistan." This was originally going to be aliteral dig to China, but he changed it to a fictional country to avoid offending anyone. Anyone not speaking Swedish, at least.
Dinner Order Flub: One strip had Guard Duck on a date with Maura, ordering "The chateaubriand, cooked medium well, and a glass of your finest pinot noir". Although the actual strip wasn't an example, Stephan Pastis said this about the strip in thePearls Sells Out commentary:
"I really don't know what chateaubriand is. It just sounded like something fancy you'd order in an expensive restaurant. I'm hoping it is actually a type of food." (For the record, chateaubriandis a type of food. It's a kind of steak.)
The Ditz: Pig. He's so very sweet-natured about it, though, that his shallowness almost twists back around to depth.
Rat: What is true happiness?...How does a dumb pig like you answer a question like that? Pig: I think happiness is finding an extra couple of french fries at the bottom of the bag. Rat: ...Pig made sense. The apocalypse is upon us.
Fluffy Cloud Heaven: Seen in one arc in which Pastis decides he needs to kill off major characters to boost circulation...namely, himself and Rat. It's OK, though; turns out God is the head of their syndicate, and there are stuffed animal sales at stake.
Fourth Wall Mail Slot: Rat reads letters from readers on occasion. The letters are mostly fakes, although some are based on actual fanmail.
Fourth Wall Portrait: In answer to a fan question, Pig was once shown as an actual pig, with Rat saying he needed hours of "cartoon makeup" each day.
Funetik Aksent: The male crocs. Although it's not entirely clear what their accent is supposed tobe. Creator Stephan Pastis says that he hears the crocs' standard opening line ("Hullo, zeeba neighba...leesten...") as Russian, but finds his own belief strange: "You wouldn't expect to find many crocodiles in Russia. Mostly, they're meant to sound dumb." Albeit, although Junior is a very smart little croc and thus speaks normally, hestill refers to Zebra as "zeeba neighba."
Furry Confusion: Maura the non-anthropomorphic duck. Oddly enough, she starts acting more humanlike later. There are also the recurring cameos by Chuckie the Non-Anthropomorphic Sheep, who for some bizarre reason stands on his hind legs.
Game Show Appearance: One of the crocs manages to get onJeopardy! and amazingly does well due to subconsciously absorbing information from TV shows in his sleep. Unfortunately for him, they don't accept "Zeeba" as a final Jeopardy! response, which he put all his winnings on...
The Ghost: For a considerable amount of time, despite constantly being referred to, lions were never shown in the strip. When Pastis learned to draw them, they started showing up.
Goldfish Poop Gang: The crocs. Their stupid and half-witted schemes are more apt to kill themselves than Zebra.
Christmas Tree Girl: This is a nice place. Rat: It is. Of niceness. Yes. Christmas Tree Girl:You know...why do you get so nervous when you talk to me? Rat: Beacause you keep staring into my eyes like you see straight into me and that worries me because it's not a nice place in there.
Horny Vikings: Subverted. "The Vikings" act more like preteen girls.
Hurricane of Puns: The Sunday strips, famously, often consist of nothing more than long, elaborate setups for someIncredibly Lame Pun, usually delivered by one of the innocent characters to Rat, who usually then appears in the last panel insulting (or, in extreme cases threatening) Pastis. The reader comments the strip receives on comics.com often result in this as well.
Hyperspace Mallet: Rat once had a "Mallet o' Understanding" which he used on the other characters.
Hypocritical Humor: Zebra is pursued by two different sets of predators butstill enjoys a good lobster.
Idea Bulb: Parodied. Rat pretends to come up with an idea when a real bulb burns out and he's all out.
Incredibly Lame Pun: Suspected by many of being Pastis' favorite type of gag. Frequently lampshaded.
Ironic Echo: In one arc, Pig's tiny ego gets physically stepped on by Rat's much larger ego, who says "I think I just stepped on a doody." Later on, Rat's ego withers to a minimal size after Farina dumps him; Pig steps on the shrunken ego and says, of course, "I think I just stepped on a doody."
Massive Multiplayer Crossover: a week of strips in which Rat is hired as the babysitter for the MacPherson family ofBaby Blues, a decision the family ends up regretting by the end of the strip forobvious reasons. He makes Zoe (age 9) and Hammie (age 6) drive to a convenience store to buy him more beer, and the two accidentally run over Jeremy Duncan, the main character ofZits. (Both strips are partnerships involving author Jerry Scott, which is how Pastis got permission to pull it off.)
There were also a fair number of crossovers during the week ofBlondie's 75th birthday party, involving Pig and Rat slumming with those other comic-strip characters whohadn't been invited. And whenFoxTrot went to Sundays-only, members of the Fox family made a few cameos on weekdays, looking worse for wear from being "unemployed."
Medium Awareness: The characters are very conscious of living in a comic strip and play with its conventions constantly, at one point ending up with misprinted strips due to Rat's "feud with the layout guy," and at another experimenting with "panel-walking" along the tops of the segments (leading tohilariously tragic results over onThe Family Circus). One strip was (deliberately) printed upside down, with Rat claiminghe could see upBlondie's dress from there.
Misanthrope Supreme: Danny Donkey, one of Rat's creations, hates people. All 6,000,000,000 of them.
Mistaken for Gay: Played for laughs at the conclusion of an arc that finds Rat in bed, planning to just stay there because he's tired of the world. Eventually Pig decides to join him. Before Rat can get Pig to leave and avert this trope...
Goat: Hi Rat the door was open so I....ohhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyy. Pig: Oh my... Rat: NO NO NO! NO 'OH MY'S! THIS ISNOT AN 'OH MY' SITUATION!!
Negative Continuity: In the treasuries, Pastis mentions that theRule of Funny is much more important to him than continuity, leading to characters getting jobs that are never mentioned again, or a character'sUnexplained Recovery. This last was brilliantly lampshaded during a softball arc, in which Rat asked Pastis how a deceased character could be playing outfield: "Uh...he un-died."
Possibly also a nod at theRunning Gag of Rat's "Angry Bob" series of novels, that always end with the titular character's horrible death just as he had found happiness, only for the next novel to begin with "Angry Bob un-died..." Pastis claims to want credit if "un-died" ever goes into the dictionary.
Another combination lampshade-hanging and fourth-wall destruction, with a dash ofShrug of God: When Zebra asks a croc what dialect they speak, the croc answers, "We ees speeking (white blob)." Cut to Pastis at his desk, saying, "Stupid Liquid Paper."
No Name Given: This has been the most common approach to the constant deaths of the crocodiles.
One Steve Limit: Subverted with its endless supply of "Bobs" in addition to Neighbor Bob and the fictitious Angry Bob. Pastis says hethinks the name's funny.
Pet the Dog: Every once in a while Rat is given one of these moments towards Pig. However, he is usually seenkicking the dog.
Pint-Sized Powerhouse: Guard Duck tends to become one of thesewhen angered. Rat sort of fits this trope too, as does Dickie the Cockroach in Rat's comic strips.
The Pollyanna: Pig. Making him the perfect foil for Rat, of course. Though he occasionally mentions feeling like a total failure and desires to be somebody else.
Rage Against the Author: Rat once held the strip hostage to his demands, and as noted once led a general strike. More often he's just displaying generic hostility towards Pastis, usually due to the did-we-mention-they-are-really-bad puns.
Recursive Reality: Pig pokes himself in the eye by pointing to himself on Atlas' globe.
Refuge in Audacity: To quote from the first compilation: "It's not often that you can get the topics of cannibalism, marijuana, and the perils of jail life into one comic strip."
Once, Patis snuck four breast references into one strip...where Pig accidently had breast implants.
The 2004 Election series, oh so much. For example, Rat wants to bomb France, and at a baseball game, Pig kissed baseballs, and...threw babies.
With the occasional slide towards idealism, especially inPig strips.
The Smart Guy: Goat, albeit nobody ever listens to him, least of all Rat.
Surprisingly Larry, who went on Jeopardy! and gotevery question right. He says that this is because he uses various educational channels to put himself to sleep, thus gaining knowledge unconsciously.Unfortunately for him, "zeeba" does not count as an answer on the last round. Which he put all his winnings on.
Something Completely Different: The strip of December 28, 2003 dispenses with the characters, and the comedy, to show a television set from which a news report is airing about a bus bomb that went off in Jerusalem, killing six children. That one's also aTear Jerker.
The strip from Memorial Day 2003 has a detailed rendering of Pig visiting the Vietnam Veterans Memorial Wall.
A Sunday strip from Memorial Day 2006 shows various places (a living room, a wall, etc.), empty of characters and shrouded in darkness; the last panel features a caption reading, "A moment of silence in honor of the American men and women killed in Iraq and Afghanistan."
Sound Effect Bleep: In addition to the usualSound Effect Bleep, the app has plenty of this. One video commentary is composed of roughly 3/4 of beeping.
El Spanish-O: Pig tries to write a love letter to Pigita, but was stuck on some ideas. Rat then suggests that Pigitalicize the letter. Pig takes Rat's advice then starts writing -O after every word.
Also, Goat is said to be using a "stage name." His real name is Paris.
Sphere Eyes: The human characters and even some animal characters.
Also, most of the main animal characters would have these eyes when excited or surprised.
Spoof Aesop: At one point, Rat dies (the first of four times) and is notified by Saint Peter that he isn't allowed in Heaven due to his various misdeeds and selfishness. After he manages to be brought back to life, he concludes that death is... something to be avoided.
Or almost any of Rat's "Angry Bob" stories. For example, in one, Bob is reading a woman's magazine, only for a really beautiful woman to happen to stop and talk to him. Embarrassed to be seen reading it, he tries to eat it but chokes and dies, but then it turns out the woman in question was related to the publisher and would have been overjoyed to find out that men had started reading it. Rat's moral? "Always chew your food carefully."
Staying Alive: Pastis's approach to the frequent deaths of his characters. (InPearls Sells Out, Pastis says he used to keep a list of the dead crocs, but once it got to 40, he gave up.)
Sustained Misunderstanding: In one anthology, Pastis wrote that Pig "is rather easy to write for. He just needs to misunderstand everything said to him, and then when it's explained to him, he needs to misunderstand that too." The strip he referenced had this exchange:
Pig: If this player can win a World Series, he'll finally get the donkey off his back. Rat: Monkey. Pig: Get the donkey off his monkey... that's one strong monkey.
As shown above, guestDennis Mitchell symbol swore twice in one strip.
Averted when a character said the word "crappy". How didthat went through?
Take That: Usually against "legacy" strips, the ones that have been going on for decades only because the writer has changed (Family Circus is probably the most frequent target).Garfield andCathy are also prime targets, on grounds of just not being that funny anymore. Or possibly, y'know, ever. One notable arc showed the aforementioned family as so out of touch with modern America that they treated Osama Bin Laden as a house-guest. This would later get them sent to Guantanamo Bay.
Another strip featured aSlylock Fox parody with the following trivia question: "Which one of these comics was around when Hitler invaded Poland? a)Blondie, b) Barney Google, c)Prince Valiant, d) Mary Worth or e) All of the above? Answer:e)" Although theSlylock Fox parody was definitely more of aShout-Out than aTake That, as Bob Weber not only gave his approval, but has used Rat and Pig in his own strip.
In yet another strip, Pastis reproduced aJumble puzzle, with the final-word clue being, "What the comics are sinceCalvin and Hobbes ended." The answer:N-O L-A-U-G-H-I-N-G M-A-T-T-E-R.
On the other hand, there was a Sunday strip where Rat had a nightmare about all forms of entertainment closing down because nothing new has been made for at least fifty years. When he wakes up, Pig tries to cheer him up by giving him the newspaper's funny page section...with predictable results.
Take That, Critics!: Rat took a pointed jab atThe Comics Curmudgeon, although given that it's Rat, and he claimed to be using it to slam Pastis himself, who knowswhat was actually being jabbed.
Averted once; Rat was playing the role of a pied piper, luring stupid people out to a lake to drown them. Obviously, the crocs were dumb enough to do this, but once Rat began to gloat about this, one of the crocs angrily pointed out "We can sweem."See it here.
True Art Is Angsty: Uh-huh! Stephan Pastis knows it! One set of episodes makes aParody out ofMister Rogers' Neighborhood, with Rat as Mister Rogers. First the trolley to the Neighborhood of Make-Believe comes in, carrying the beer bottles that Rat likes so much. Then at the NOMB, Rat witnesses a Muslim terrorist puppet named Jihad Jerry pump King Friday XIII full of lead, and then tell Queen Sara Saturday to wear a burka, despite Rat urging Jerry to be as democratic as possible. Finally, Rat appears wearing a burka himself, explaining that JJ has taken over the show, but things will stay the same...only for a mooing camel to appear in place of the trolley. Pastis is just that kind of guy!
Verbal Tic: The crocs, again. "Hullooooo, zeeba neighba!", "Peese shut mouf. Me no want lecture." Pastis says in one of his treasuries that "Peese shut mouf" is his favorite crocodile line.
What's a Henway?: Not quite as common as the puns, but you can find some.
Justin: I'm Justin... from Chicago. Pig: So you just got here? Justin: Actually, I've lived here for about six months now.
Who Even Needs a Brain?: The storyline where Pig's brain gets tired of him and takes off. It's implied that this has happened to a lot of people. ("Explains a lot, doesn't it?") Strangely enough, while Pig is dumb, his brain is quite smart and makes a living winningJeopardy!.
Yiddish as a Second Language: An entire storyline in which Rat teaches himself Yiddish specifically because it's a great language to insult people in. Even the crocs pick up on it.