"Ohai. I'm that guy..." |
A character who speaks if not constantly then often so quickly that it's hard to make out individual words and with the appearance of not having to stop for breath which sometimes makes it sound as though the audio track has been set to Fast Forward, this is often a facet of theGenki Girl orThe Ditz who seems to be able to redirect the oxygen destined for their brain to their mouth whereas if smart characters do this they often fall victim toSesquipedalian Loquaciousness usually this counts as the specific subtropeGibbering Genius and it is also a trait of a character who is panicking upset afraid angry worked up or excited and launches into rapid-fire babble because of their emotional state.
[deep breath]
Inadvertisements this isRattling Off Legal and inMusic it becomes aPatter Song and can lead toSomething Something Leonard Bernstein while for the absurd comic book examples where this is explicitlynot addressed seeTalking Is a Free Action. Characters may do this during aCharacter Filibuster to prevent others interrupting. In comics,Wall of Text andWall of Blather are common.
Contrast... Dramatic... Ellipsis...AND! PUNCTUATED! FOR! EMPHASIS!
Martin: I'm sorry but I didn't get half of what he said... |
Narrator: You should have seen it when they got together! You couldn't get a word in edgewise! Or lengthwise! Or any-wise!" |
Picard: "He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt ... it was really quitehypnotic." |
"Any number that reduces to one when you take the sum of the square of its digits and continue iterating it until it yields 1 is a happy number, any number that doesn't, isn't. A happy prime isboth happy and prime. Nowtype it in!" |
With you, did he do that thing where he'd explain something at, like, ninety miles an hour, and you'd go, 'What?' and he'd look at you like you'd just dribbled on your shirt? |
Trust me, just nod when he stops for breath. |
[rattled out in under 20 seconds, while hyper-ventilating] Thank you so much, it really is a pleasure. While the Boys chose a selection of songs that cast an eye inwards on the irresponsible life choices and sexual hunger of today's modern teens, we have chosen a selection of songs that speaks to the nation as a whole during these troubling times filled with economic uncertainty and unbridled socially - because if there is two things America needs right now, it is sunshine and optimism. Also angels...Okay. |
Gonna get a set of better clubs/you know the kind with tiny nubs/just so my irons aren't always flyin' on the backswing/ |
Every breath you t.. As if I'd sing that song to you, you probably think you deserve it at the present time. But if only you knew how you treated me when we were together then you might understand. |
Jeff: "And as Southern as I am, I'm goin', 'Dowhat? Were there anywords in that?'" |
Welcometothewonderfulhouseof teddtedd'shouseisyourhouseplease feelfreetostayaslongasyoulikeand letitbeknownifyourehavingnightmares it'sokforyoutosleepinmybedwelcome! |
HINATALIESORRYTODROPVIOLETONYOULIKETHISIREALLYAPPRECIATEITHAVEFUNYOUTWOOKBYE |
Wellthatsitfortodaysepisodeofbigbilliondollarsurvivorchallange2001thankyoufortuninginseeyounexttimeBYE! |
OhImsosorryIpromisetoneverblowyouupagainifyouletmeliveandnotshowmeanyofyourhorriblescarspleasepleaseplease |
WerestealingthestarofelysivanaandIcantlieevenifitstoanobviouslybadmanlikeyousoifeeltherightthingtodoistobuyyourhollowtomakeituptoyou! |
Philsgoneberzerkandisstringentlytestingsoftwareandtheprogrammersareworriedthatmaybehesgoneoffthedeependbecausehes-forcingthemalltorewritecode! |
OHMYGODI'MSORRYI'MSORRYPLEASEDON'TKILLME! |
SoRheaItoldSnowyIlovedherandshecriedandIwasworriedandthenshehuggedmeandsaidshelovedmetooandthenwekissedandit-wasreallygreatandthen |
Tom:Romantic False Lead is when there's like, two characters, right? And theymay or may not hook up at some point in the future. Meanwhilethere'sanothercharacterwhocomesalong, andbecomesatemporraryromanticinterestofoneofthecharacters, whichcanbeusedtoheightenthestakesandtheneglectedfeelingsoftheothercharacter-- |
The Juggernaut: *After having nearly fallen down a trap door* Whoa,Jabba the Hutt! Aw hell no, I seen what the fuck happened inStar Wars andthismuthafuckaain'tfixingtobebitingonmygoddamnbootscauseI'llbeattheSHITouthisass, BITCH! |
Dr. Seuss: ... |
Charlie: I'm-a sorry. We no got-a la bellatiaradelunocacciatoritetrozinacurobudemarinaradelapiazaregutinaemuzarellafina. *Turns to the audience,blows raspberry* |
"Isn't this exciting? Are you excited? Because I'm excited! I've never been so excited! Well, except for the time I saw you walking into town and I wentGASP!, but I mean really, who can top that?" |
[deep breath] You should go to a different page now if you have read the examples seriously are you still reading this?