I grew this mustache through sheer force of will, don't tell me I'm not ready. —Gordito Delgado (age 12),The Adventures of Dr. McNinja |
Few things sayBadass the way a well groomed handlebar mustache does. Well,unless you're a woman. There's just something about a man who has almost half of his body weight compiled on his upper lip thatscreams "I'm all outta gum". A 'stache also works as an easy and quick way for an established character toTake a Level In Badass. It may also turn them into aChick Magnet.
Not to be confused with theBeard of Evil, although aBadass Beard may also be present. TheBadass Mustache is smaller and more defined and does not inherently bring with it villainous intent.
Not all mustaches areBadass; there is a fine line between this and thePorn Stache. A toothbrush mustache—also known as a Hitler mustache—just looks silly (there's a reasonCharlie Chaplin used it before Hitler).
Related toGood Hair, Evil Hair.
Detective Crowe: "People don't trust a mustache anymore. It's just a cultural thing. Don't ask me to explain it." |
Social Worker: I'm so sorry... here you are...sir. |