With Frank 'n' Furter, the well-known "sweet Transexual, Transylvanian" revving up to strut his stuff for the 5.30pm first house of the Rocky Horror Show, and with Rocky himself probably easing himself into his leopard skinposing pouch, the time seemed right to join in the fun.

Her "It shouldn't happen to a clergywoman" story revealed how an elderly parishioner mistakenly thought a Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeerposing pouch was a festive purse and donated it to the church's Yuletide Bring and Buy sale.

Do they realise how ridiculous they look?" I turned to him and enquired if that was a Union Jack motif on theposing pouch he was squeezed into.

Will it be theposing pouch, the stockings or the nipple tassels that have to go?

In his haste to whip off the larger undercrackers, he inadvertently dislodged the carefully placedposing pouch to give more than a flash of what he keeps in his lunchbox.

You might well be reading this on the internet - in which case ladies, you are probably missing the picture of me in a studded-leatherposing pouch that accompanies this column in the paper.

Despite some initial reluctance, nearly all the staff went totally starkers - except for one man, who wore aposing pouch, and one of two female workers, who kept on black underwear.

Since then it's become a common sight to see him dusting the shelves in hisposing pouch.

"I appeared in aposing pouch with a feather duster in Little Britain, so I have no shame left, and neither do my family - they went to school the day after it was screened, they've had to live with that.

But Beddoe was regularly seen on stage in hisposing pouch, tanned and oiled up for competitions.

And the girls had to live through and go to school after seeing me in aposing pouch and feather duster for Little Britain.