"Finn, do you think our lives would make for an interesting story?"

"Um. Probably not. I mean, I spend most of my time staring at a computer screen. Or eating. Or sleeping."

"Oh, come on. We have adventures."

"Getting groceries is not an adventure, Allie."

"It could be."

"That wasone time."

"Right, but like, how many times did we do somethingone time?"

"Okay, that, uh. That's actually a decent point."

"So if we did have a story- like a series, I guess? What do you think it would be called?"

"Probably something dumb. Like a joke based on some gimmick within the tales."

"Like what?"

"Like…"

Learning the Alphabet with Aldon & Finnegan

"Damn straight my name's first."

"Oh, shut up."

• Prologue
  • "A" is forAnart Antics

• Are We Consecrated Yet?
  • "B" is forBoron Blisters
  • "C" is forCovert Cursing
  • "͟7"̵ i̶s ̛f͘órDún̨ḱin D͜o͠nut̡ś
  • "E" is forExasperated Efforts
  • "F" is forFacetious Fanatics
  • "G" is forGray God

• INTERLUDE 1 (Bydjkaktus)
  • "H" is forHugo Hijinks

• Finnegan Has Nobody to Hang Out With
  • "I" is forInvoluntary Isolation
  • "J" is forJam Jars
  • "K" is forKilling Knowledge
  • "L" is forLibrary Lifeline
  • "M" is forMental Mazes

• INTERLUDE 2 (ByKalinin)
  • "N" is forNazi Nonsense
    • "N̡" ́i̵s̵ a̧l̷so͡ ͜f̷orNa̧҉҉u̶͜͡g̨h̀͜t͠y ̧N̴͜e̵c͏͠͝ŕ͞o͘͜p̶͡h̡̀͠il̴̢͠e̵̢ś

• ACT 3
  • COMING IN A VERY LONG TIME
  • COMING AT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE
  • COMING AT A TIME THAT IS NOT THE PAST
  • COMING WHEN THE FUTURE IS THE PAST

• INTERLUDE 3 (ByDecibelles)
  • S is forS☆U☆P☆E☆R S☆T☆A☆R☆S☆!

• ACT 4
  • COMING WHEN BREAK'S OVER
  • COMING AT SOME POINT
  • COMING IN TOO LONG A TIME TO GET HYPED ABOUT IT
  • COMING WHEN I FIGURE OUT HOW TO FINISH IT
  • COMING WHILE I WONDER WHY I DECIDED TO MAKE A 26-PART SERIES
  • COMING THE MOMENT I SLAY THIS THING

• EPILOGUE
  • COMING AND GOING