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bluntfiend: so yeah.
bluntfiend: ill see you guys later, im gonna go smoke a fat one.
juliachildenthusiast: Later, Jude. Take it easy.HOGSLICEhas entered the chat.
smitheedee: my ds broke 😔😔
HOGSLICE: WHO THE FUCK EVEN CARES. GOOD RIDDANCE, I SAY. THE DS IS A PIECE OF SHIT ANYWAYS. TWO SCREENS? WHO CAN EVEN USE THAT? MAKE UP YOUR GODDAMN MIND AND PICK ONE SCREEN, YOU SHIFTY SNAKE. - HOGSLICE
bones: Be nice,HOGSLICE. There is no need for such hostility.
HOGSLICE: AS IF I WOULD LISTEN TO SOME CANDYASS CHAT OP. (I WOULDN'T.) THAT'S SOME BITCH SHIT. - HOGSLICE
lesbian_gengar: ping
bluntfiend: man im trying to roll up my kush what do you want
lesbian_gengar: hello,HOGSLICE, do you need a chat operator?
HOGSLICE: I DON'T NEED NO GODDAMN CHAT OPERATORS. WHAT I NEED IS A BEER. NO, WAIT. TWO BEERS. ONE FOR MYSELF AND THE OTHER FOR MYSELF TOO, MOTHER FUCKER. HELL YEAH! - HOGSLICE
lesbian_gengar: actually, i'l just let you handle thisbones. thank you, bubula. <3
juliachildenthusiast:Wait, I just noticed every time you type your own name out, you don't ping yourself. How are you doing that?
Static_Kat_93: wowwee go ping ursefl
lavander: this guy reminds me of karkat
lavander: except
lavander: u know
lavander: less cute
HOGSLICE: BEING CUTE IS FOR BABIES AND LITTLE GIRLS, I AM THE FARTHEST FUCKING THING FROM CUTE, SISTER. - HOGSLICE
lavander: whatever u say mr man
HOGSLICE: DAMN RIGHT I'M MISTER MAN.THE MAN. - HOGSLICE
lapis: so are you gonna bna this guy or what,bones?
lapis: *ban
bones: I am waiting for him to do something more ban-worthy. Being rude isn't ban-worthy, but it is enough for a warning. So consider this your first and only warning,HOGSLICE.
HOGSLICE: NOW LISTEN HERE, BUSTER BROWN. I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT NO FRU-FRU WARNINGS OR SHIT LIKE THAT. I JUST DON'T CARE. I DON'T GIVE A SINGLE DAMN! NOT A ONE! NOW HOW ABOUT WE MAKE THIS CHATROOM A LITTLE MORE EXCITING? - HOGSLICE
HOGSLICE: WHO IN THIS CHAT WOULD WIN IN A BATTLE ROYALE? SPOILER ALERT: IT WOULD BE ME. (I'M RIPPED.) - HOGSLICE
smitheedee: You sound like the toughest guy ever. Much scary. Very frighten.
bluntfiend: uhhhh i dunno dude,bones is pretty tough.
HOGSLICE: YEAH RIGHT. THEY ARE A CHAT OPERATOR, PEOPLE LIKE THAT ARE BASICALLY BUILT OUT OF BUTTER AND SWEAT. NOT THE GOOD KIND OF SWEAT YOU GET FROM PUMPING IRON, BUT THE KIND OF SWEAT YOU GET FOR BEING OVERWEIGHT AND SITTING AT A KEYBOARD ALL DAY. - HOGSLICE
bones: I can assure you I am not made out of butter nor sweat. I am not even capable of sweat.
bluntfiend: pour one out for my homie and its anhidrosis. 😔
HOGSLICE: WHATEVER YOU ARE, YOU DON'T COMPARE TO ME, BROTHER. YOU'RE A JABRONI AT BEST AND A PAPER TIGER AT WORST. I BET I COULD KICK YOUR ASS SO HARD YOUR MAMA WOULDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU. - HOGSLICE
bones: You're welcome to try, though I doubt you would even be able to locate me.
HOGSLICE: GIVE ME TWO MINUTES, PUNK. I NEED TO FEED MY BEETLE FIRST. - HOGSLICE
bluntfiend: my money is onbones.
INCIDENT REPORT
On July 26th, 2012, a humanoid resembling SCP-6599-1 manifested within the vicinity of SCP-2721 at 2 PM local time. SCP-6599-1 did not appear affected by the vacuum of space and attempted to float towards SCP-2721-LORD. It punched at the metal exterior a few times before disappearing.
The reason behind the interaction between the two anomalies is unknown. The SCP-6599 research team has been advised to focus on locating any possible chatrooms or forum boards that may have been visited by both SCP-2721-LORD and SCP-6599 in the last 24 hours.
bones: What the fuck.
HOGSLICE: WHAT THE FUCK. -HOGSLICEHOGSLICE was banned bybones.
Reason: No reason given.
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