The Poker Faces

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The Poker Faces
The Poker Faces
SpeciesBristles
First appearancePaper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (2004)
Latest appearancePaper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (Nintendo Switch) (2024)
“Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! You're gonna be coleslaw,kid! And that ain't good!”
The Poker Faces,Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

The Poker Faces (also known asThe Ultimate Weapons) are twoBristles thatMario fights in theGlitz Pit inPaper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. Their name is derived from "poker face," when a person's face does not indicate what kind of cards they have. It is also a pun on "poke," referencing their spiked appearance.

The Poker Faces are ranked 8th in the Glitz Pit.

Statistics[edit]

Nintendo GameCube[edit]

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door enemy
Bristle
BristleMax HP2Attack1Defense4
Location(s)Shhwonk Fortress,Glitz PitRoleBoss, commonLevel16
Sleep?40%Dizzy?40%Confuse?40%
Tiny?60%Stop?100%Soft?100%
Burn?0%Freeze?60%Fright?50%
Gale Force?40%KO?95%MovesDestruction (1)
Exp. points0Coins5ItemsNone
Tattle Log #:
84
LogA petrified, spine-covered monster that attacks by charging at you and is impervious to fire. If you approach, its spikes will pop out and poke you.
TattleThat's a Bristle. ...Totally covered in spikes. They're so prickly! Max HP is 2, Attack is 1, and Defense is 4. AND they're impervious to fire. Even trying to get close enough to whack it with a hammer is dangerous! Seriously, its spikes will totally pop out! So, since you can'tjump on it or use yourhammer... you'd better use an item!

Nintendo Switch[edit]

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door enemy
Bristle
A Tattle Log image from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (Nintendo Switch)Max HP2Attack1Defense4
Location(s)Shhwonk Fortress,Glitz PitRoleCommonLevel16
Sleep?40%Dizzy?40%Confuse?40%
Tiny?60%Stop?100%Soft?100%
Burn?0%Freeze?60%Fright?50%
Gale Force?40%KO?95%MovesDestruction (1)
Exp. points0Coins5ItemsNone
Tattle Log #:
87
LogA petrified, spine-covered monster that attacks by charging at you and is impervious to fire. If you approach, its spikes will pop out and poke you.
TattleThat's a Bristle. Totally covered in spikes. They're so prickly! Max HP is 2, Attack is 1, and Defense is 4. AND they're impervious to fire. Even trying to get close enough to whack it with a hammer is dangerous! Seriously, its spikes will totally pop out! So, since you can'tjump on it or use yourhammer... you'd better use an item!

Names in other languages[edit]

The Poker Faces[edit]

LanguageNameMeaningNotes
Japaneseポーキングストーンズ[?]
Pōkingu Sutōnzu
Poking Stones
Chinese (simplified)穿凿锐石[?]
Chuānzáo Ruì Shí
Cut-through Sharp Stones
Chinese (traditional)穿鑿銳石[?]
Chuānzáo Ruì Shí
Cut-through Sharp Stones
DutchDe Stekelige Prikkers[?]The Spiky Stingers
FrenchNoirs Fléaux[?]Black scourges
GermanStachel-Steine[?]Sting Stones
ItalianI Bombing Stones[?]Pun on "The Rolling Stones"
Korean포킹 스톤즈[?]
Poking Seutonjeu
Poking Stones
Spanish (NOA)El Dúo Picudo[?]The Beaked Duo
Spanish (NOE)Isa y Fernan[?]A reference to the most famous Spanish king and queen: Ferdinand II of Aragon (Fernando in Spanish) and Isabella I of Castile (Isabel in Spanish)

The Ultimate Weapons[edit]

LanguageNameMeaningNotes
Japaneseざんこくな ぜんしんキョウキ[?]
Zankoku na Zenshin Kyōki
The Cruel Ultimate Weapons
Chinese (simplified)残酷的全身凶器[?]
Cánkù de Quánshēn Xiōngqì
Brutal Full Body Weapons
Chinese (traditional)殘酷的全身凶器[?]
Cánkù de Quánshēn Xiōngqì
Brutal Full Body Weapon
DutchDe Wrede Wapens[?]The Cruel Weapons
FrenchHaltères cruels[?]Cruel dumbbells
GermanDie wandelnden Waffen[?]The walking Weapons
ItalianIl duetto di folli[?]The fools' duet
Korean잔혹한 전신 흉기[?]
Janhoghan Jeonsin Hyung-gi
Brutal Full Body Weapons
Spanish (NOA)Las armas destructoras[?]The destructive weapons
Spanish (NOE)Tanto monta, monta tanto[?]"They amount to the same, the same they amount to", motto that appears in the royal emblem of Ferdinand II of Aragon, from who the name "Fernan" comes from.
Glitz Pit teams (at the end of Chapter 3)
ChampionThe Great Gonzales
Major LeagueRawk HawkThe KoopinatorChomp CountryHamma, Bamma, and FlareCraw-DaddyThe FuzzThe Magikoopa MastersThe ShellshockersThe Poker FacesThe Tiny Spinies
Minor LeagueThe Iron Adonis TwinsThe Bob-omb SquadThe Punk RocksThe Mind-BogglersThe Hand-It-OversSpike StormThe Dead BonesThe Pokey TripletsThe KP KoopasThe Goomba Bros.
Replacement teamsWings of NightThe Destructors
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (Nintendo GameCube /Nintendo Switch)
Main charactersBobberyFlurrieGoombellaKoopsMarioMs. MowzPrincess PeachVivianX-NautsYoshi Kid
SpeciesBub-ulbCrawCrowDooganDuplighostGlitz Pit SecurityJabbiLittle MouserNibblesPara-bombPenguinPiantaPigPuniRatooeySmorgToadTwilighterYoshi
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Crystal StarsDiamond StarEmerald StarGold StarRuby StarSapphire StarGarnet StarCrystal Star
BossesRegularBlooperBowserGloomtailGold FuzzyGrodusKammy KoopaLord CrumpRawk HawkThe Iron Adonis TwinsThree Shadows (BeldamMarilynVivian/Doopliss)
ChapterHooktailMagnus von GrappleMacho GrubbaDooplissCortezSmorgMagnus von Grapple 2.0Shadow Queen
OptionalAtomic BooBonetailGusPrince MushaWhackaa
Non-playable charactersRogueportArfurBombertoChet RippoDarklyDazzleEddy the MaskGoomezGoomfreyGoomtherGriftyHerb T.Ian FoomusaLahlaLakiLarsonLuckyLuigi and his party (Blooey ·Hayzee ·Jerry ·Screamy ·Torque) •LumpyMcGoombaMerleeMerlonMerluvleeMousimilianPeekaPianta syndicate (Don Pianta ·Francesca ·Frankie ·Rocko ·Tony ·Vinny) •Plenn T.PodleyProfessor FranklyRobbo Thieves (Garf ·Goose ·Gus ·Ishnail ·Pierre) •SwindellToadsworthWonkyZess T.
Glitz Pit teamsThe Bob-omb Squad (Master Crash) •Chomp CountryCraw-DaddyThe Dead BonesThe DestructorsThe FuzzThe Goomba Bros.Hamma, Bamma, and Flare (Hamma Jamma) •The Hand-It-Overs (Bandy Andy) •The Iron Adonis TwinsThe KoopinatorThe KP Koopas (King K) •The Magikoopa MastersThe Mind-BogglersThe Poker FacesThe Pokey TripletsThe Punk Rocks (Cleftor) •Rawk HawkThe Shellshockers (Shellshock) •Spike StormThe Tiny Spinies (Spiky Joe) •Wings of Night (Sir Swoop)
Other / wanderingBattle MasteraBootlerBubBub-ulberBusinessmanCharlietonChef ShimiChestnut KingCreepy Steeple BooDoe T.Doopliss's parrotDupreeEveExcess Express conductorExcess Express engineerExcess Express waitressFahr Outpost mayorFlavioFloFrancescaFrankieFredGeneral WhiteGhost T.Glitzville reporterGloomerGobGoldbobGoom GoomGrubbaHeff T.JabbleJohnsonJoleneKoopie KooKoopleyKoopookKorvallisKroopLady BowMayor DourMaudeMoverMr. HoggleNiff T.NobPa-PatchParakarryPenningtonPetuniPine T. Jr.Pine T. Sr.PodlerPorterPrince MushPungentPungryPunioPuniperPuni elderRobScarletteStewartSwobSylviaTECThriff T.Toad sailorToad sailor's brotherToad salesmanaToadetteToadiaToce T.ToodlesTraveling Sisters ThreeTwilight Shop managerTwilight Shop manager's wifeWhackaZip Toad
Enemies

Bandit (Badge ·Big) •Bill Blaster (Bombshell) •BlooperBob-omb (Bob-ulk ·Bulky) •Boo (Atomic ·Dark) •Bristle (Dark) •Bullet Bill (Bombshell) •Buzzy Beetle (Parabuzzy (Spiky) ·Spike Top (Red)) •Chain-Chomp (Red) •Cleft (Bald (Hyper) ·Hyper ·Iron ·Moon) •Crazee Dayzee (Amazy) •Dark CrawDry Bones (Dark ·Dull ·Red) •Ember (Lava Bubble ·Phantom) •Fire BarFuzzy (Green ·Flower ·Horde) •Goomba (Gloomba (Para- ·Spiky) ·Hyper (Para- ·Spiky) ·Para- ·Spiky) •GoomboardaHammer Bro (Boomerang ·Fire) •Koopa Troopa (Dark (Para-) ·Koopatrol (Dark) ·KP (Para-) ·Para- ·Shady (Para-)) •Lakitu (Dark) •Magikoopa (Green ·Red ·White) •Pale Piranha (Frost ·Piranha Plant ·Putrid) •Pider (Arantula) •Pokey (Poison) •Ruff Puff (Dark ·Ice ·Poison) •Spinia (Spania ·Spunia) •Spiny (Sky-Blue) •Swooper (Swampire ·Swoopula) •Wizzerd (Dark ·Elite) •X-Naut (Elite ·PhD ·platoon) •Yux (Grodus X ·Mini ·X-Yux (Mini) ·Z-Yux (Mini))

LocationsRogueportLovely Howz of BadgesNiff T.'s shopPianta ParlorPodley's PlaceRogueport Underground (Deepdown Depot ·Herb T.'s place ·Pit of 100 Trials) •Trouble CenterToad Bros. BazaarWestside Goods
Chapter 1Petal MeadowsPetalburg • (Path to)Shhwonk FortressHooktail Castle
Chapter 2Boggly Woods (Flurrie's House) •Great Tree (Pungent's Great Tree Shop)
Chapter 3Glitzville (Fresh Juice Shop ·Hot Dog Stand ·Souvenir shop) •Glitz Pit
Chapter 4Twilight Town (Twilight Shop) •Twilight TrailCreepy Steeple
Chapter 5Keelhaul Key (Keelhaul Galleria) •Pirate's Grotto
Chapter 6Excess Express (Sales Stall) •Riverside StationPoshley Heights (Poshley Sanctum)
Chapter 7(Path to)Fahr Outpost (Northwinds Mart) •Moon (X-Naut Fortress)
Chapter 8Palace of Shadow (Palace of Shadow Tower)
BowserWorld 1World 2World 3
MiscellaneousBowser's CastleInnItem ShopMario Bros.' House
Items and objectsItemsBadgeCoinFlowerHeartMeatPianta tokenShine SpriteStar PieceStone keys
ObjectsBig BobBlack chestBlack SkullBoat panelBrick blockCandy PopCheep BlimpChomp RockCogCoin blockCoralCrystal BallElevatorFlagpoleHidden blockKoopa Clown CarMetal BlockPlane panelPower-draining machineRecovery blockS.S. FlavionSave BlockShine BlockStone BlockSwitchTeleporterThe Thousand-Year DoorTreasure chestWarp PipeWaterfallX-Naut shipYellow Block
MovesGeneralAction CommandAppealChargeFirst StrikeFleeGuardStylish moveSuperguard
MarioJump (Spin ·Spring) •Hammer (Super ·Ultra) •Plane ModePaper ModeTube ModeBoat Mode
SpecialSweet TreatEarth TremorClock OutPower LiftArt AttackSweet FeastShowstopperSupernova
GoombellaHeadbonkTattleMultibonkRally Wink
KoopsShell TossPower ShellShell ShieldShell Slam
FlurrieBody SlamGale ForceLip LockDodgy Fog
Yoshi KidGround PoundGulpMini-EggStampede
VivianShade FistVeilFiery JinxInfatuate
BobberyBombBomb SquadHold FastBob-ombast
Ms. MowzLove SlapKiss ThiefTeaseSmooch
Game mechanicsStatsBadge PointDefenseFlower PointHeart PointPowerStar PointStar Power
Status effectsAllergicBurnChargedConfusedDangerDEF-UpDizzyDodgyElectrifiedFastFrozenHugeImmobilizedInvisiblePaybackPerilPoisonPOW-DownPOW-UpProhibited CommandRegenerationSleepSlowSoftTiny
BattleAudienceBingo!Level upStage
Minigames65th Trivia Quiz-Off66th Trivia Quiz-OffHappy Lucky LotteryPianta Parlor gamesStump Petuni
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