Special Containment Procedures: As of Incident-OO1-Omega, there is no longer any feasible way to contain SCP-OO1-J or to prevent the coming of Scenario XK-OO1-J.

To maintain calm and ensure a smooth transition of the human race into the widevarietyofcustomizedand readily-availableafterlives², Contingency Schubert-9 is to be enacted immediately.

Description: The description of SCP-OO1-J is a lethal cognitohazard, and as such, is available on request for all interested personnel.

Addendum - Contingency Schubert-9: Contingency Schubert-9 is comprised of an auditory alarm system at all Foundation sites. The following alerts are to be played constantly.

It is believed that proper execution of Contingency Schubert-9 will maintain good morale, ease suffering, and relieve stress.

In addition, testing prior to Incident-OO1-Omega has found that the volume of these alerts is directly proportional to the level of calm during times of stress. Therefore, usage of additional amplification assets, as well as maximum volume, is encouraged.

担当者様へ:

様々なサイト管理者様から非常事態シューベルト-9は実のところXK-OO1-Jシナリオ中のストレス度合いを悪化させているとの意見をいただいております。力の及ぶ限りこの懸念に対処させてください:

1. この懸念は全くもって妥当で正しいものです。

2. 実際には、 シューベルト-9の目的は出来事を誰もがなるべく耐えられないようにするためであり、あわよくば、互いに殺しあうよう駆り立てるためのものであることを保証します。

3. 俺はあんまりお前らのことが好きじゃない、率直に言うと、SCP-OO1-Jが俺より先にお前らに対処されたことに腹を立てている。具体的に言うと - お前らの被害者を探せ、臆病者のアマチュア野郎め。

お忙しいところ恐縮ですが、ご理解のほどよろしくお願いいたします。

敬意をこめて、

管理者

To whom it may concern:

I've received word from various site directors that Contingency Schubert-9 actuallyworsens the level of stress during Scenario XK-OO1-J. Allow me to address some of your concerns to the best of my ability:

1. These concerns are absolutely valid and correct.

2. In fact, I can assure you that the purpose of Schubert-9 is to make things as unbearable as possible for everyone, and, hopefully, drive us all to kill each other.

3. I really don't like any of you, and frankly, I'm very upset that SCP-OO1-J is dealing with you before I could. On a related note - find your own victims, you gutless amateur.

Thank you for your understanding during this trying time.

Regards,

The Administrator