Alternative Titles: 華アワセ 唐紅/うつつ編

Company: Enterbrain

Release Date: 19.08.15

Official Site:http://hana-awase.net/KU/

Platform: PC

Genre: Otome, YURA <3, IROHAIROHAIROHAIROHAIROHAIROHA

Plot Summary:Kids playing Yu Gi Oh

Before I played any porn games,I had to play this to purge myself of kimoi Hime.

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Alternative Titles: 華アワセ 姫空木編

Company: Enterbrain

Release Date: 26.02.2014

Official Site:http://hana-awase.net/H/index.html

Platform: PC

Genre: Otome, YURA <3, SAD SHIT, YUGIOH

Plot Summary:Kids playing Yu Gi Oh

MY APOLOGIES THAT THIS ISN’T A PORNO REVIEW

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Alternative Titles:女王蜂の王房

Company: Pure Wool

Release Date: 28.02.14

Official Site: 8==D

Platform: PC

Genre: Bee porn, bugs, porn, all the guy’s are fuckin weirdos

Plot Summary:Lol bees. nuff said.

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS

The first post after an ass long hiatus is none other than aPORNO GAME!!!  OMG GUYS IT’S YOUR FAVOURITE!!

(ok it’s my favourite huehueheu)

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Alternative Titles:大正メビウスライン

Company:LoveDelivery

Release Date:21.12.12

Official Site: 8==D

Platform:PC

Genre: Gay porn, dead things, Misaki the best

Plot Summary:

Country boi Kyou goes to Tokyo for university, meets 4 sexy manz, fights zombies and saves the world.

I think this is my best plot summary yet.  Short and succinct.

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Alternative Titles: DIABOLIK LOVERS – Haunted Dark Bridal –

Company: Otomate

Release Date:11.10.12

Official Site: WIFEBEATING

Platform: PSP

Genre:Wifebeating Without Plot, dumb heroine, I did this for my readers

Plot  Review Summary:

YES I PROMISED I WOULD FINISH THIS.

AND NO.  I DID NOT LIKE THIS GAME AT ALL.

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lolol wtf 6 courses what was i thinking

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Alternative Titles: 華アワセ 蛟編

Company: Enterbrain

Release Date:05.12.12

Official Site: http://hana-awase.net/

Platform: PC

Genre: AVG, Otome, YURA <3, SAD SHIT, YUGIOH

Plot Summary:

OMGAD IT’S YURA <3

In this world,people play this super edgy hardcore game called HANA AWASE, where they use HANA FUDA to kill each other for shits and giggles.  Only a special few get this totally bamf power and those kids get put into special schools where they hone these skills – for what purpose I don’t know it’s like they’re tryna breed killer children who wield nuclear　weapon cards.  The general public doesn’t know abt this though and just thinks that these are schools for rich kids who spend all their time playing card games.  Our heroine decides that she wants to play Yu gi Oh too like all the other cool kids and enters the school.

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Alternative Titles: ワンド オブ フォーチュン2 FD～君に捧げるエピローグ～

Company: Otomate

Release Date:22.11.12

Official Site:LULU <3

Platform: PSP

Genre: AVG, Otome, MORE LULU <3 End to WOF

Plot Summary:

I JUST FINISHED MA FINALS and guess what I did? I went home, all ready to sleep from the horrible consecutive all nighters pulled, but for some reason, I ended up sitting down for 2 hours and typing a 9000 word…review.  This.

It seems like I am a masochist after all…Anyway this is thefinal wof game and it’s a shitton of fanservice of Lulu growing up, growing…down and just Lulu being super adorable <3

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DEM.FUCKING.FINALS.ARE.HERE

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Alternative Titles: 白華なの檻～緋色の欠片４～

Company: Otomate

Release Date:20.09.12

Official Site: otomate.jp/shirahana/

Platform: PSP

Genre: Heian, HNK, angsty wangsty emo shit, doombitch heroine

Plot Summary:

MOAR HIIRO NO KAKERA?  OKAY <3

This time, we’re going into the past till the Heian period I think around there.  I was kinda hoping that the game would be about the START of the Tamayori Hime (TM) shit but instead, this time, it’s not about the Tamayorihime saving the world; it’s about her bringing doomsday or some shit like that.

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…Did he just call the heroine “BITCHCHAN”??

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Alternative Titles: 越えざるは紅い花

Company: Operetta Due

Release Date: 07.09.12

Official Site: http://ignote.net/operetta2/benibana/

Platform: PC

Genre:PORN, hot fucking brill heroine, Arabian shit, kidnapping, sexy guys, didimentionPORN

Plot Summary: 

OMG DID SOMEONE SAY MORE PRON?

YES.  THIS IS ANOTHER PORN GAME CUZ I KNOW HOW MUCH MY READERS LIKE RAEP AND 28 INCH DONGS

I’m so thoughtful I know <3

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Alternative Titles: 源狼 ～GENROH～

Company:Otomate

Release Date:30.08.12

Official Site: otomate.jp/genroh/

Platform:PSP

Genre: Heian, fucking loli heroine, pedophiles everywhere!

Plot Summary: Our protagonist,Saya, can see some crazy shitand can tell at a glance, the value of something.  Her mother suddenly drops dead one day and seeing as Saya’s like totally fucked on LSD, a rich passerby dude decides to take her in and puts her into rehab.  Some months later, Saya’s clean but still trips out and has her magical eyes.  Around the same time, some rich merchant family loses their heir so they frantically run all over Japan, trying to find a loli to become the successor.  Well, whaddya know, they set their eyes on poor Saya and kidnap her.

Lol wtf ikr.  Fucking Japan and her pedophiles huahuahruhuhaurua

WARNING: SUPER LONG INCOHERENT POST WITH A BUHJILLION HISTORICAL ERRORS READ AT OWN RISK

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Alternative Titles:トリック . オア . アリス, Trick or Alice

Company: little cheese

Release Date: 04.08.12

Official Site: http://little-cheese.jp/alice/

Platform: PC

Genre: Alice in Wonderland Rape, hiyo

Plot Summary: YES IT’S WHAT ALL YOU PERVERTS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!! LETS ALL WATCH ALICE GET RAPED!!

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Alternative Titles:PersonA ~ オペラ座の怪人～

Company: Mirai Soft

Release Date:27.04.12

Official Site:PHANTOM PORN

Platform:PC

Genre:  PORN

Plot:A dirty otoge take on The Phantom of the Opera.  Join me, my loves, as we see how much of a slut Christine Daae is made into in her steamy, porn filled adventures.  Nope, sadly there aren’t any sex scenes of Gerard Butler but at least we don’t have to shield our eyes from Emmy Rossum’s retarded poodle afros in this game.

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Alternative Titles: 十鬼の絆～ 関ヶ原奇譚～

Company: Otomate

Release Date:19.07.12

Official Site: www.otomate.jp/toki

Platform: PSP

Genre:  ADV, otome game, romance, historical, Hakuouki, Oni

Plot: The world’s inhabited by a race called the oni who are stronger than humans but otherwise are pretty much human.  The heroine is an oni who’s all for protecting her oni.  Cuz we humans are fucking pussies and must destroy and hate everything stronger than us, we hate the oni and fear them.  So, the oni hide from humans.  But the  oni get sucked into petty human affairs.

HMMM…This sounds awfully like the game I just played below.

C’mon Otomate, step up your game and come up with sth new.

Essentially, Jyuuzaengi x Hakuouki set in the Sengoku period.

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