HELOOOOO XDA SIGMAAA HOOMANS

After 2 YEARS of lurking in the shadows like a buggy background process, I have finally decided to INTRODUCE MYSELF.
Yes. It is I. The Phone Bomber1!1!1!1!1!
I possess a legendary collection of devices, including but not limited to:
Galaxy J3 2016 & 2017 (the dynamic duo)
Samsung Wave 525 (Wave gang rise up

)
Redmi 9T (literally a brick power bank)
Redmi Note 14 Pro 5G (fast fast zoom zoom)
A Huawei Y5 (which refuses to be rooted, send help)
A Nokia XL (a literal brick, can be used for self-defense)
My sacred hobbies include:
Flashing custom ROMs until my devices question their own existence
Rooting everything except that Huawei…
(Huawei rooting difficulty: DARK SOULS LEVEL
Heck, even TWRP doesn't exist

)
Reading XDA threads at 3AM like it’s my religion
Overclocking my phones until they consider unionizing
Helping people, because sharing the chaos is caring

Thank you for reading, GUYUSUSYSYSY!!!!!!!!!!
If you didn’t read it, your bootloader will be locked forever and tiktok will be ur recovery
