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| Genre | Sketch comedy |
| Created by | Roger Price |
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| Opening theme | William Tell Overture (Dixieland arrangement) |
| Country of origin | Canada |
| Original language | English |
| No. of seasons | 10 |
| No. of episodes | 144 (plus 2 compilations)(list of episodes) |
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| Release | February 3, 1979 (1979-02-03) – May 25, 1990 (1990-05-25) |
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You Can't Do That on Television is a Canadiansketch comedy television series that aired locally in 1979 before airing in the United States in 1981. It featured adolescent and teenage actors performing in a sketch comedy format similar to America'sRowan & Martin's Laugh-In and Canada'sSecond City Television. Each episode had a specific theme, typically relating to the popular culture of the time.
The series was produced by and aired onOttawa'sCTV stationCJOH-TV. Initially a local program, it was marketed specifically for a North American-wide audience from its third season on. It was staple on the early years of the American cable networkNickelodeon, becoming most famous for introducing the network's iconic green slime. The channel aired reruns through 1994, when they were replaced with the similarly-themed domestic sketch comedy variety programAll That. The show was notable for launching the careers of many performers, includingalternative rock musicianAlanis Morissette, filmmakerPatrick Mills, and television producer and screenwriterBill Prady.
The show is the subject of the 2004documentaryYou Can't Do That on Film,[1] directed byDavid Dillehunt. Filmed in August 2004, the documentary was released in North America byShout! Factory in 2012 and reissued in 2022 byMVD Entertainment. The film's tour of Studio D at CJOH was the final production made in the original studio, as the space had been sealed for tax purposes by station management. The building was demolished in 2011 following a fire in February 2010.[2]
The first 21 half-hour episodes were released on iTunes and Amazon in three volumes, beginning in December 2012, but these volumes are no longer available. In 2021, the first 14 half-hour episodes were made available onParamount+.[3] Outside of the 1989Worst of You Can't Do That on Television VHS from Elektra Video, the series has never been formally released on home media.
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You Can't Do That on Television premiered on February 3, 1979, on CJOH-TV inOttawa. It was a locally produced, one-hour, low-budget variety program with some segments performed live. The show consisted ofcomedy sketches,music videos, and live phone-in contests in which the viewer could win prizes such astransistor radios,record albums,model kits, etc. The format also included performances by localdisco dancers and special guests such as Ottawa-based cartoonistJim Unger. Each week, the show took its "roving camera" to hangouts around town, recording kids' jokes or complaints about life, which were played on the following week's broadcast. The show also benefited from links with popularTop 40 Ottawa radio stationCFGO. For example, station personality Jim Johnson emceed the disco-dance segments and shared tidbits about the artists featured in music videos.
Veteran comedy actorLes Lye played numerous recurring characters and was initially the only adult to perform in the show's sketches. He was the only actor to appear for the entire series' run. ActressAbby Hagyard, who played the maternal character "Valerie" opposite Lye's paternal role "Lance," joined the series in 1982. Occasionally, the older children in the cast (includingChristine McGlade, Sarah West or Cyndi Kennedy) played adult characters.
The show offered programming for children on Saturday mornings that made no attempt to be aneducational program. The idea was successful, as (according to one episode) the show scored a 32 share of the ratings for CJOH in its 10:30 a.m. Saturday time slot. The studio masters for the first-season episodes no longer exist, and all but three of the episodes from the first season were believed lost until early 2013, when copies of the missing episodes from off-air recordings were contributed by Roger Price and posted onYouTube.
The format was similar toYou Must Be Joking! andYou Can't Be Serious, children's sketch variety shows that Price created and produced forThames Television in Britain from 1974 to 1978.
After a successful first season, a nationalnetwork version ofYou Can't Do That on Television entitledWhatever Turns You On was produced forCTV and debuted in September 1979 (its hour-longpilot episode had aired in May). The show's creators shortened it to 30 minutes, removed local content, and added alaugh track. They replaced music videos with live performances from popular Canadian artists includingTrooper,Max Webster,Ian Thomas, Ottawa's ownCooper Brothers (one of whose members,Dick Cooper, later became a writer forYCDTOTV) and disco singerAlma Faye Brooks.Ruth Buzzi joined the cast playing many of the adult female characters, including a strict schoolteacher named Miss Fidt and the studio secretary Miss Take. In addition, the 22 children from the first season were trimmed down to seven:Christine McGlade,Lisa Ruddy, Jonothan Gebert, Kevin Somers, Kevin Schenk, Rodney Helal and Marc Baillon. Another first-season cast member, Elizabeth Mitchell, only appeared in the pilot episode. The show was placed in the 7:00 p.m. timeslot on Tuesday nights, and some CTV affiliates opted not to carry the show, possibly because of concerns about its content. As a result, CTV cancelled the show in December 1979 following poor ratings after only 13 episodes.
In January 1981, production onYCDTOTV resumed, and a new set of episodes aired locally on CJOH through May 1981. The format of the 1981 episodes was similar to that of the inaugural 1979 season, but each episode featured sketches that revolved around a certain topic (something that carried over fromWhatever Turns You On). As disco's popularity had waned, the dancers were replaced byvideo-game competitions.
At that time, Price and Darby tried to syndicateYCDTOTV. They edited each 1981 episode into a half-hour format similar to that ofWhatever Turns You On. Some scenes were reshot to remove any specifically Canadian content, and the half-hour syndicated edits became entirely sketch comedy. The 1981 season was rerun on CJOH in early 1982 in the half-hour syndicated format. To compensate for the removal of local content, Price and Darby created a new local show for CJOH titledSomething Else, which featured many of theYCDTOTV cast in a game show/variety format similar to that ofThe Price Is Right. TheYCDTOTV team also made a pilot television film forDisney in 1981 titledBear Rapids that was never picked up.
Four of the hour-long CJOH episodes from the 1981 season ("Strike Now", "Sexual Equality", "Crime and Vandalism", and "Peer Pressure") are available for public viewing onYouTube. The rest are only currently available in the half-hour edits.
In 1981, the new American youth-oriented cable networkNickelodeon took an interest inYCDTOTV. Nickelodeon originally aired several episodes in the edited half-hour syndicated format as a test run. The response was positive, and in January 1982, Nickelodeon began airing the entire edited season. By 1983,YCDTOTV was the network's highest-rated show.
Production on new episodes ofYCDTOTV resumed full-time in 1982 in the half-hour all-comedy format, with Nickelodeon and CJOH as production partners. Over the next few years, the series was screened nationally in Canada.CTV, the network CJOH-TV was affiliated with, broadcast the show on Saturday mornings between 1982 and 1990, with little publicity. However,YCDTOTV continued to expand its audience in the United States on Nickelodeon, where it initially aired five times a week and eventually every day. The series gained broader exposure in its native Canada in 1988 when it was added by the newly established youth-orientedYTV cable channel. It was heavily promoted and aired daily during peak viewing hours.
Viewers in the United States were given the opportunity to enter the Slime-In, a contest hosted by Nickelodeon that flew the winner to the set ofYou Can't Do That on Television to be slimed. The contest was later replicated by Canada's YTV as the Slime Light Sweepstakes.
In 1983 atWGBH-TV inBoston, Massachusetts, Roger Price created a version ofYCDTOTV for American public television networkPBS titledDon't Look Now (originally to be titledDon't Tell Your Mother!). The show was similar to episodes from the 1979 season ofYCDTOTV, including music videos and several earlierYCDTOTV sketches and motifs (including a variation on the show's trademark green slime gag called "Yellow Yuck"). Despite high ratings, the series ended after its five-episode trial run in October 1983, possibly because of complaints from parents about its content. Nickelodeon was also concerned that ifDon't Look Now was successful, it could mean the end ofYCDTOTV.[4] The series was believed lost until all five episodes surfaced in early 2013. They have been posted onYouTube, excluding the copyrighted music videos.
Price created another show for Nickelodeon in 1985, the less successfulTurkey Television. It featured several main cast members ofYCDTOTV including Les Lye, Christine McGlade, Kevin Kubusheskie and Adam Reid. By this time, McGlade, now in her twenties and eager to move on with her life, had moved to Toronto and was flying back to Ottawa forYCDTOTV taping sessions.Turkey Television also marked McGlade's debut as a producer, a career that she continued after leavingYCDTOTV in 1986. Another Price production usingYCDTOTV cast members,UFO Kidnapped, was made in 1983. Although the pilot aired on Nickelodeon, the series was not picked up.
By 1987, many of the veteran cast members such as Matthew Godfrey, Douglas Ptolemy, Vanessa Lindores andAdam Reid had grown too old for the show. Longtime host Christine McGlade ("Moose") had departed the previous year, as hadAlasdair Gillis (who had been promoted to co-host with McGlade in 1985 before leaving toward the end of the 1986 season). Lisa Ruddy ("Motor Mouth"), McGlade's longtime sidekick on the show, left at the end of the 1985 season. Only five episodes were filmed for the 1987 season, tying with the 1990 season as the shortest during the show's 15-year run.
The episode "Adoption,"[5] was so controversial that it was banned after being shown twice.[6] A "DO NOT AIR" sticker was placed on the master tape at CJOH.[7][8] "Adoption" is the only episode that was banned in the United States. Co-creator Geoffrey Darby has stated that he felt the episode went too far, and that the writers were unaware of the sensitive nature of the material.[9] In Canada, the "Divorce" episode was banned. However, the "Adoption" episode was shown with edits. In the sketch in which Senator Prevert calls the adoption agency to send his son back after using him to do chores all day, the line in which he calls the adoption agency officer a "damn bureaucrat" was excised.
In addition, Nickelodeon had removed the half-hour edits of the 1981 episodes ofYou Can't Do That on Television from its daily rotation, along with the 1982 "Cosmetics" episode.[citation needed] The 1981 episodes were set to air for the last time during a 1985-week-long promotion called "Oldies but Moldies," with contests in which viewers could win prizes such as "tasty, fresh chocolate syrup". Instead, the episodes continued to air until the end of 1987, but not often. Reportedly, this was because Nickelodeon's six-year contract to air the 1981 season expired in 1987. As Nickelodeon was beginning to aim for a younger demographic, and many of the 1981 episodes dealt with topics more relevant to teenagers (such as smoking, drugs,sexual equality andpeer pressure), the network opted not to renew the contract. Nickelodeon allegedly removed the "Cosmetics" episode from rotation for the latter reason (although the "Addictions" episode from that same season was not dropped). By contrast, when Canada's YTV began airing the series in 1989, they continued airing the 1981 season as part of the package, as well asWhatever Turns You On, which was never shown in the United States.
Roger Price moved toFrance following production of the 1987 season after being informed that Nickelodeon was not planning to order more episodes. Production was suspended for 1988. When Price eventually returned to Canada, he wanted to resume production ofYou Can't Do That on Television fromToronto, but was convinced by the cast and crew to return to Ottawa and CJOH. Nickelodeon ordered moreYCDTOTV episodes for the 1989 season. Auditions were held at CJOH in the spring of 1988, and taping began that fall.Amyas Godfrey and Andrea Byrne were the only child cast members to transition from 1987 to 1989. However, a few minor 1986 cast members returned for episodes, including Rekha Shah and James Tung.
Opinions regarding the 1989 and 1990 episodes ofYCDTOTV are mixed among longtime fans of the show, particularly regarding the new episodes' increasing reliance onbathroom humor and more slime and water gags (which was supposedly at the request of Nickelodeon executives). The show did not completely sever ties to its past, as many former cast members reappeared during the 1989 season in cameo roles, most notably in the "Age" episode, which was hosted by Vanessa Lindores (who was slimed twice during it) and also featured cameos by Doug Ptolemy, Alasdair Gillis, Christine McGlade and Kevin Kubusheskie (who by that time had become a stage producer on the show). Gillis also appeared briefly in the "locker jokes" segment during the "Fantasies" episode, and Adam Reid, who by this time had become an official writer forYCDTOTV, also appeared (and was slimed) at the very end of the episode "Punishment."
The show's ratings declined throughout 1989 and 1990. The network's desire to produce more of its own shows atits new studios atUniversal Studios inOrlando, Florida, coupled with low ratings, caused production ofYou Can't Do That on Television to officially end in 1990 after only five episodes (tying 1990 with 1987 as the shortest season of the series). Though ratings declined, Nickelodeon continued to airreruns until January 1994, at which point it was only aired on weekends.
On October 5, 2015, Nickelodeon's sister networkTeenNick brought the show back in reruns as the first program onThe Splat, its expanded classic-themed block. The airings began with the first two 1981 episodes, "Work" and "Transportation," marking the first time that those episodes had aired on American television in 30 years. However, only two additional episodes ("Christmas" and "Holidays" from the 1984 season) have been aired since. As of March 23, 2021, the 1981 season has been made available to stream onParamount+.
YCDTOTV was aired in Australia with great success onABC Television in the mid-1980s, beginning with 1981's "Work, Work, Work." It aired at 5:30 PM on weekdays until August 1987 when the initial run ended. After its first two runs, it was moved to a 7:00 AM weekday morning timeslot in 1989. It continued to run periodically on ABC Television for the next few years, mainly as a filler during the school holidays until the rights expired in the early 1990s. The show was aired in its entirety, including the final two seasons of 1989–90.
The series was also seen in European countries and reportedly in countries in the Middle East (withArabic dubbing), although no French-dubbed version for distribution in either France or countries in theFrancophone world is known to exist. Nor were any local adaptations based on theYCDTOTV format known to have been made.
YCDTOTV was also broadcast in several other countries, such as the United Kingdom (on the former satellite and cable children's networkThe Children's Channel), New Zealand (onTV3), Germany (onArmed Forces Network with the original English audio), Saudi Arabia (on the country's former English-language channelSaudi 2) and the Philippines (onRPN-9).
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YCDTOTV has been occasionally referenced during episodes ofRobot Chicken, including some of the show's trademark gags, such as locker jokes, Barth's Burgery and green slime.
In theFamily Guy episode "Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High",Peter Griffin is slimed after saying "I don't know'". It was followed immediately by a still shot that is a direct reference toYCDTOTV's opening sequence, with the words "You Can't Do That on Television" written in red over a man's face. A later episode of the series was titled "You Can't Do That on Television, Peter", but contained no overt references toYCDTOTV.
In theNewsRadio episode "The Song Remains the Same", Mr. James celebratesApril Fools' Day (in February) by having Joe install the "trigger machines" fromYCDTOTV, and then tricks the cast into getting slimed and doused with water.
The "1981" episode ofVH1'sI Love the '80s 3-D features a segment onYCDTOTV that featuresHal Sparks,Alyson Hannigan and"Weird Al" Yankovic all getting slimed after being tricked into saying "I don't know."Wil Wheaton is also slimed during the opening credits.
YCDTOTV is also loosely parodied in the 2010How I Met Your Mother episode "Glitter", withCobie Smulders' character on the Canadian television show "Space Teens" making several references to the show. In reality, Smulders grew up a fan of the show.[10]
TheSaturday Night Liveseason 47 episode hosted byJohn Mulaney features a humorous account of how green slime came to be introduced toYCDTOTV and ultimately Nickelodeon.[11]
In July 2004, to celebrate the program's 25th anniversary, a reunion special calledProject 131 with the themeChanges was produced at CJOH-TV starring five members of the original cast. These included Brodie Osome, Marjorie Silcoff, and Vanessa Lindores (visibly pregnant at the time), Justin Cammy and Alasdair Gillis. It was directed byDavid Dillehunt.
In August 2017, it was announced thatYou Can't Do That on Television would be getting a reboot. Original creator Roger Price would serve as executive producer, while Jimmy Fox of Main Event Media would develop the project.[12] However, Fox stated on theirTwitter account on September 14, 2019, that the reboot had been called off.[13]
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The show's comedy centered around how kids are treated by adults and the rest of the world. The show's skits gave satirical and exaggerated views of grown-ups as clueless, out of touch, and often using their status as adults to take advantage of kids. Les Lye portrayed several characters in the recurring skits, including "Ross", the technical producer and director of the show who constantly cheated and swindled money from everyone, especially the kid actors; "Barth", a cook at the fast-food burger place who cooked terrible food for the kids; and the father Lance Prevert, who tried to raise his kids but was utterly clueless about what his kids were doing. The younger characters, meanwhile, differed from other kids' TV shows in the way they often bickered and insulted one another (in their character roles), rather than getting along and enjoying their time together as seen on most other shows for children. Hosts Christine and Alanis frequently insulted each other and each tried to outdo the other in their roles, reflecting the real-life rivalries and competition taking place among kids in everyday life.[14][15]
Episodes ofYCDTOTV included recurring gimmicks and gags. The following is a partial list.
Originally created by Rand MacIvor (under art director John C. Galt), who was inspired byTerry Gilliam's "gilliamations," the opening animation sequence was a sequence of surreal images set toRossini's "William Tell Overture" performed in aDixieland jazz arrangement by the National Press Club and Allied Workers Jazz Band. Though the arrangement of the theme music stayed the same throughout the entire series run (although there are subtle differences between the themes in various seasons – especially the closing themes – andWhatever Turns You On used a completely different theme song), the opening animation itself changed in different ways.
Starting in season two before the intro, there was usually a title card with a gag show that was "preempted" with the announcer Les Lye introducing it (ex: "Mr. T Thinks He's A Girl will not be seen today, so that we may present a show still trying to find itself."—Episode: "Identity Crisis"). A lot of 1980s cultural references were used at the time (The A-Team, General Hospital, Rambo, Mister Rogers Neighborhood etc.). Sometimes, the showitself was preempted (which happened three times). On the episode "Failure", theyfailed to come up with an intro. Another episode, titled "Inequalities," began with a disclaimer that read, "The following program contains certain scenes which may not be suitable for mature audiences, Juvenile discretion is advised" in lieu of a "pre-empted" show.
Each episode had an "opposites" segment ("Opposite Skits, where the opposite of real life really happens"), introduced by a visual effect of the screen flipping upside down, shifting left to fade to the next sketch, and then righting itself. Typically, right before this happened, one or more cast members would be interrupted by another cast member saying the opposite of what the monologue (or dialogue) was about, at which the cast would say, "It must be the introduction to the opposites", and then the inversion fade would happen. The sketches that followed were a tongue-in-cheek reversal of the show's subject and of daily life, often featuring children having authority over adults or adults encouraging children to behave badly (for example, eating sweets instead of vegetables or wasting money on something frivolous rather than putting the money in the bank).
Some "opposites" features were reversals of the roles and gags related to the show's recurring characters (usually played by Les Lye or Abby Hagyard), such as the cast getting to execute El Captaino at the firing squad or torturing Nasti the dungeon keeper. Inverse tropes related to Mr. Schitdler in the classroom and the principal in detention were also frequent; however, very rarely would an opposite feature the kids getting their revenge on Barth.
A return to the show's daily subject was indicated by another inversion fade, sometimes accompanied by one of the cast members saying, "back to reality." These would occasionally occur in the middle of a sketch, resulting in the characters inverting whatever they were doing prior to the conclusion of the sketch.
Opposite sketches were used in the inaugural season of the show (the first one, in Episode 2, was submitted by a viewer), but it was not untilWhatever Turns You On that they became an integral part of the show.
Most episodes, starting in 1981, included one or morefiring-squad sketches in which Lye played El Capitano, a Latin American military officer preparing to order a firing squad (whom he addressed as "the amigos") to execute one of the child actors tied up standing in front of a firing post. The kid would often trick El Capitano into being shot by the firing squad himself, and, as he keeled over, El Capitano would groan "That is one sneaky keed."
Starting with the 1981 season, most episodes featured sketches with the kids eating at Barth's Burgery, a fast-food burger restaurant run by Barth (Lye), a chain-smoking, unpleasant, disgusting cook who uses unsanitary and questionable methods of cooking burgers. Most of the sketches involve Barth revealing the contents of the burgers to the kids' disgust and them remarking "Who(or What) do you think is in the burgers". Barth's trademark catchphrase is "Duh, I heard that!" or on one episode "Duh, I heard thee.".
In the 1981 and 1982 seasons, Barth had a worker, Zilch (played by Darryll Lucas), whom he frequently insulted and abused, often by hitting him with a pan and knocking him out cold.
During the "locker jokes" segment of each episode, cast members, standing inside school lockers with the words "You Can't Do That on Television" painted on them, told jokes to each other. The person telling the joke would open his or her locker and call another cast member, to whom he or she would tell the joke. For the duration of the joke, those cast members would be the only ones seen with open lockers. After each joke, the actors would close their lockers, allowing the process to start again with different people and a new joke. This was similar to the "joke wall" segment onRowan & Martin's Laugh-In. The "locker jokes" feature was introduced in the first season and continued until the end of the series. The lockers underwent minor makeovers during the show's early years, but mostly remained the same for the entire run of the show. In 2004, when fans and cast reunited for the show's 25th anniversary, the original lockers were auctioned.
Used in a few episodes in the first two seasons and by almost every episode in later seasons, the closing credits ofYou Can't Do That on Television are followed by an announcement of the "company" that produced the program, with the name generally tying in with the episode's main subject. These announcements are given in the form of "'You Can't Do That on Television' is a ______ production." Examples of the fictional production company include "Black Eye" ("Bullying"), "Can't Give It Away" ("Marketing"), "Split Down the Middle" ("Divorce"), "Hang Out to Dry" ("Malls") and "Blood Is Thicker Than Water" ("Families"). The production company's name was announced by Lye, who often included a joke about the show or its producers only to realize that the cameras were still rolling.
The post-credit production bumper was generally followed by one final sketch, also borrowing a concept fromLaugh-In, in which the jokes continued for a time after the credits finished rolling. The bumper frequently took place "backstage" and broke thefourth wall with remarks about the episode, usually featuring one final humiliation or comeuppance for that episode's main cast member. These scenes were often cut short or removed altogether, especially for airings on Nickelodeon.
Other signature recurring bits on the show include:
Affectionately called "stage pollution" by the cast and crew, certainkeywords resulted in cast members having unpleasant substances poured onto them from above, or thrown at them from off camera.
When someone said the word "water", "wash" or "wet", a large amount of coldwater would fall onto them from above. In the earlier years of the show, cast members (especially Christine) were doused pails of water, but starting in 1981, the water would fall from above. By the 1984 season, only the word "water" led to a dousing, whereas in earlier seasons, the words "wet" and "H2O" also did. On occasion, cast members tried to dodge the water by saying "agua" (Spanish),"Wasser" (German) or "eau" (French) instead, only to be soaked anyway. In one episode, characters rehearse a sketch in a made-up foreign language; one of the made-up words is "pingle-ding" which apparently means "water", as the kid who says "pingle-ding" gets drenched (twice).
While the show's green slime changed ingredients and even consistencies, frequently, the water was almost always the same. Occasionally, cast members were doused with variations such as soapy, hot, brown, toilet, or yellow polluted water.
When someone said, "I don't know," greenslime would pour down on them from above. This type of prank was known as being "slimed," and it became one of the show's most notable elements. As with waterings, the sliming gag was used in almost every episode, especially from 1982 onward. According to writer-director Geoffrey Darby, the slime gave the kids a "comeuppance", so that they wouldn't appear arrogant.[16]
Green slime was a fixture of the series from the very beginning, appearing in the show's first episode. In the bookSlimed! An Oral History of Nickelodeon's Golden Age, Darby stated that the original slime developed "by accident"; Darby had originally planned for a bucket of food leftovers from the CJOHcafeteria, with water added, to be dumped on cast member Tim Douglas, but the production of that first episode was delayed by a week. When the time came to shoot the scene, the contents of the bucket had turned green with mold. Darby authorized the mixture to be dumped on Douglas anyway. Roger Price was furious, but the response from the viewing audience was positive, so Darby and Price wrote an entire 1979 show about the slime which fittingly aired on March 17, 1979, St. Patrick's Day[17] ("The Green Slime Show"). In that episode, cast member Lisa Ruddy became the victim of six slimings (aYCDTOTV record). With that episode, the use of "I don't know" as the slime's trigger phrase was introduced, and it quickly became the show's trademark gag.
Most of the cast did not like getting slimed (Christine McGlade said it was "gross and challenging"[18]), and on occasion, they tried to avoid saying "I don't know." This usually backfired, as in the "Computers" episode when McGlade said "insufficient data" instead of "I don't know" and got green slime dumped on her anyway, since, as it was explained by Lisa Ruddy who was with McGlade at the time, the slime for that episode was computer-controlled. Some variations of the magic words also triggered the slime, such as in the "Blame" episode when the entire cast got slimed together after one of them said, "we don't know."
Although the slime was usually green, other colors, such as red, blue, yellow and even black and white, were occasionally used. 1981's "Safety First" episode, which featured white slime as part of a recurring joke in about "wearing white at night," was the first episode known to have used a slime color other than green. Lisa got slimed with white slime after saying "I really don't know". In the 1982 episode "Television," Christine is slimed in green, red, blue, yellow and "stripes" (green, red, blue and yellow at once) while trying to explain about green slime to newcomer Vanessa Lindores. (McGlade had the slime washed out by mentioning to Vanessa that it usually comes out with water, and then got dumped on with water.) This sketch was later seen in the opening to the 1987 thriller filmFatal Attraction. In one of the show's crueler pranks, Ross (Les Lye) tricks Christine into getting dumped with a thicker, chunkier blue slime. The 1986 "Enemies and Paranoia" episode used the word "freedom" as a trigger phrase for red slime after the studio was taken over byRussiancommunists. Other instances of slime colors other than green include orange slime in the "Myths" episode, brown slime in the "Cosmetics" episode and black slime in the "Time" episode.
The recipe for green slime originally consisted of rotten food. However, after continued complaints from the cast about the hazardous ingredients, the recipe was changed to a mixture of lime-greengelatin powder,oatmeal and water.[19] Eventuallybaby shampoo was added so that it the slime would wash out of the actors' hair more easily after several of the female cast members complained. In the "Television" episode, Christine reveals the ingredients as water, gelatin powder, flour and soap. In later years, the recipe consisted simply of green food coloring and cottage cheese, though it spoiled if left too long under hot studio lights.[20]
Especially in the later years of the show, cast members who were slimed frequently looked upward into the slime as it was falling so that it covered their faces (the same was also true of the waterings). To avoid damage to the set from water or slime, a clear tarpaulin was laid on the floor, which can occasionally be seen and/or heard underneath the actors, and the loud splatter sound usually heard during a watering or sliming is that of the liquid hitting the tarpaulin. Actors to be slimed or soaked usually appeared barefoot in the scene, and several cast members who were slimed were reportedly paid extra. Scenes involving slimings were the final ones taped during a recording, allowing the actors to immediately rinse after the scene without causing delays.
Green slime grew to become a trademark image for Nickelodeon, and the network demanded more slimings on the show as the years went on, resulting in episodes such as 1985's "Movies" in which the entire cast (save for Abby Hagyard) is slimed. Nickelodeon later introduced green slime shampoo, which was a frequent parting gift on its game showDouble Dare, on which slime was heavily used.Mattel sold Nickelodeon slime and the Gak brand in the 1990s. Slime was also frequently used in the network's advertisements featuringYCDTOTV cast members as victims of an impromptu sliming. Nickelodeon's former studios inOrlando had a green slime geyser. The network continues to use green slime during its annualKids' Choice Awards andcoverage of theNational Football League.[21]
The original slapstickpie-in-the-face gag was also frequently used onYCDTOTV, although pie scenes were most common during the early years of the show. One whole episode, 1981'sDrugs, was constructed completely around the pie-in-the-face gag. To avoid the wrath of the censors, the episode showed the cast getting "high" by pieing themselves continuously, comparing the stupidity of hitting oneself with a pie to that of taking drugs. Unlike the slime and water, pies were not usually triggered by any certain word or trigger phrase, although in the earlier years, saying "let me have it" or "give it to me" would frequently result in a pieing.
Apart from the central cast asLes Lye andAbby Hagyard, who played the adult character roles, over 100 pre-teen and teenage actors appeared onYCDTOTV between 1979 and 1990. Some of the most notable cast members included:
| Name | Year(s) | First Appearance | Last Appearance | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Stephanie Bauder | 1989–90 | Episode 114: Choices | Episode 142: Privileges | Went on to star inNight of the Demons 3 alongside her fellow castmate Christian Tessier.[22] |
| Nick Belcourt | 1989 | Episode 114: Choices | Episode 134: Effort | Known for a recurring gag of being unable to remember whether his name was Nick or Ted, stemming from a real-life incident during a read-through in which he read Ted Wilson's lines by mistake. |
| Chris Bickford | 1989–90 | Episode 114: Choices | Episode 143: Inventions | Fourth and final host. Known for his trademark leather jacket. |
| Jennifer Brackenbury | 1989–90 | Episode 114: Choices | Episode 143: Inventions | Referred to by some fans as "The New Vanessa." Jen co-hosted theWorst of YCDTOTV videocassette along with Chris Bickford and Christian Tessier. |
| Carlos Braithwaite | 1989–90 | Episode 114: Choices | Episode 141: Learning | The only African-American cast member during the show's 1990 season. |
| Jami Burning | 1981 | Episode 017: Strike Now | Episode 022: Smoking | Native American performer who appeared in traditional clothing; only appeared twice during the 1981 season. |
| Ruth Buzzi | 1979 | Episode 001: Live! | Episode 014: End Of The Line | Played many of the adult female characters, and was only slimed twice. |
| Andrea Byrne | 1987–89 | Episode 111: Adoption | Episode 122: Pollution | Famous for her "Little Orphan Andrea" persona[23] in the Adoption episode. |
| Justin Cammy | 1983–86 | Episode 049: Classical Music | Episode 084: Revenge | Did not appear in any 1986 episodes although he is in the official cast photo. Appeared in his first episode clad in a diaper playing a sitar, as Roger Price's revenge for having to deal with Justin's difficult mother. |
| Stephanie Chow | 1984–87 | Episode 074: Families | Episode 112: Anniversaries | Offered the chance to return for the 1989 season, but declined. |
| Angie Coddett | 1981–84 | Episode 017: Dating | Episode 060: Foreign Countries | Known for her character "Angie the Talking Doll" during the 1981 season. She appeared in only one episode each in 1982 and '84. |
| Eugene Contreras | 1982–85 | Episode 029: Popularity | Episode 088: Movies | He and his brother Roddy were chosen after Roger Price, who had been looking for Hispanic kids for the show, overheard them speaking Spanish, although they had arrived at the studio too late to audition. |
| Roddy Contreras | 1982 | Episode 035: Television | Episode 035: Television | Roddy's appearances in his only episode were edited out of the Nickelodeon airings of the show post-1983, once the network became advertiser-supported. |
| Tim Douglas | 1979 | Episode 001: Live! | Episode 010: Boring | Tim was the first cast member to be slimed, and one of only two cast members to have the "real" green slime dumped on him made from moldy food leftovers. |
| Ian Fingler | 1979 | Episode 009 | Episode 009 | Only appeared in one episode. |
| Jonothan Gebert | 1979–81 | Episode 001: Live! | Episode 026: Peer Pressure | Jono was also a cast member onWhatever Turns You On andSomething Else. By the 1981 season he was too tall to appear on the link set and was seen mainly in execution and dungeon skits. |
| Alasdair Gillis | 1982–86 | Episode 031: Vacations | Episode 108: Mysteries and Crimes | Second official host. Cameo in 1989's Fantasies and Age episodes. |
| Amyas Godfrey | 1986–89 | Episode 089: Fairy Tales, Myths, & Legends | Episode 139: Embarrassment | Along with Andrea Byrne, Rekha Shah and James Tung, Amyas was one of only three kid cast members to transition from 1986–87 to 1989, and the only one to appear regularly in '89. |
| Matthew Godfrey | 1986–87 | Episode 091: Know-It-Alls | Episode 112: Anniversaries | Older brother of Amyas Godfrey. He and his brother had just moved back to Ottawa after four years living inDallas when they were cast; their time in Texas was occasionally used as an in-joke on the show. |
| Abby Hagyard | 1982–90 | Episode 027: Cosmetics | Episode 143: Inventions | Adult cast member. Her most frequent roles were Mom (Valerie Prevert) and the British-accented Librarian, but she played most adult female roles during her time on the show. She was not slimed until the 1989 season. |
| David Helpin | 1979 | Episode 001: Live! | Episode 014: End of the Line | David was one of the original cast members, and hosted many of the "call in" segments. He was slimed, along with the rest of the cast, in the St. Patrick's Day episode. |
| Brad Hampson | 1979 | Episode 002 | Episode 010: Boring | Brad was one of the only cast members of the inaugural season to not get slimed. |
| Rodney Helal | 1979–81 | Episode 001: Live! | Episode 026: Peer Pressure | Rodney was one of a few cast members to be featured on bothYCDTOTV, as well as its sister show,Whatever Turns You On. Although he was never slimed, Rodney was frequently on the receiving end of pies. |
| Ramona Helal | 1979 | Episode 003: Nickel and Dime | Episode 003: Nickel and Dime | Ramona was the older sister of Rodney Helal, and was only in one episode. She was however featured in several episodes ofWhatever Turns You On. |
| Michael Hora | 1983–84 | Episode 044: Future World | Episode 051: Fame | Never Slimed. |
| Jim Johnson | 1979 | Episode 001: Live! | Episode 014: End of the Line | Adult cast member. Only on the show for first season as adisc jockey for music segments (common in the first season, but never aired in subsequent years). |
| Adam Kalbfleisch | 1984–86 | Episode 062: Moving | Episode 095: Country | Watered twice during his run on the show, but never slimed. |
| Cyndi Kennedy | 1979 | Episode 001: Live! | Episode 014: End Of The Line | Cyndi hosted several of the 1979 episodes, and famously went home sick after being slimed for the first time. |
| Martin Kerr | 1981–83 | Episode 025: Nutrition | Episode 040: Pets | Kerr joined the cast after Roger Price saw him in one of the local "Roving Camera" segments when the show aired on CJOH and decided he liked him. He also participated inSomething Else. |
| Pauline Kerr | 1984-85 | Episode 060: Foreign Countries | Episode 078: Wealth | Martin Kerr's younger sister. |
| Tanya King | 1981 | Episode 018: Fitness | Episode 018: Fitness | Tanya only appeared in one episode, and is one of the few cast to avoid being pied, slimed, or watered. |
| Kevin Kubusheskie | 1981–84 | Episode 016: Strike Now | Episode 068: Halloween | Kubusheskie became a writer and producer on the series during the 1989 and 1990 seasons, and on occasion made cameos. |
| Vanessa Lindores | 1982–87 | Episode 035: Television | Episode 112: Anniversaries | Lindores was the show's third host, and returned to host 1989's Age episode. She also appeared (then pregnant) in 2004's reunion "Project 131". The only other cast member to have the "real" green slime dumped on her made from rotten food leftovers.[24] |
| Tony Lefebvre | 1982 | Episode 036: Sports | Episode 036: Sports | Tony was one of only three cast members that never appeared on the link set, but was watered at Barth's. |
| Darryll Lucas | 1981-82 | Episode 015: Work | Episode 040: Growing Up | Darryll was the only actor on the series to play an exclusive role in one recurring sketch; He played "Zilch," Barth's often-abused burgery assistant. The only exception is, in Episode 032: "Vacations," in addition to playing "Zilch," he also played an umpire. |
| Simone Lumsden | 1982 | Episode 036: Sports | Episode 036: Sports | Simone also never appeared on the link set. She was properly "initiated" into the cast, getting slimed in the dungeon. |
| Les Lye | 1979–90 | Episode 001: Live! | Episode 143: Inventions | One of only two adult cast members, and the only one to appear in the show from its very first to its very last episode. Also starred inWhatever Turns You On. |
| Mike Lyon | 1981 | Episode 018: Fitness | Episode 024: Drugs | Appeared in only two episodes. |
| Christine "Moose" McGlade | 1979–86 | Episode 001: Live! | Episode 093: Garbage | Christine was the first official host. She featured also in many skits and also had a brief cameo in the "Age" episode in 1989. Her younger sister Lisa was used in some skits as an uncredited extra. She also appeared onWhatever Turns You On andSomething Else, and went on to develop the short-livedTurkey Television with Roger Price. |
| Patrick Mills | 1989–90 | Episode 121: Security | Episode 143: Privileges | Mills became a film director and screenwriter, post YCDTOTV. |
| Forest Wolf Mohawk | 1982 | Episode 039: The Not-So-Fair-Show | Episode 039: The Not-So-Fair-Show | Along with Jami Burning, one of only two Native American cast members. Only appeared in one episode. |
| Alanis Morissette | 1986 | Episode 090: Pop Music | Episode 100: Contests | Appeared in a total of five episodes. Was slimed three times, but only one of her slime scenes aired (Pop Music).[25] |
| Brodie Osome | 1981–83 | Episode 015: Transportation | Episode 049: Classical Music | Osome appeared in Project 131 with Vanessa Lindores and Marjorie Silcoff. |
| Doug Ptolemy | 1982–87 | Episode 030: Fads and Fashion | Episode 112: Anniversaries | Ptolemy made a cameo appearance in the 1989 Age episode, after leaving and also had a battle with drug addiction after the show ended. |
| Natalie Radmore | 1982 | Episode 039: The Not-So-Fair-Show | Episode 039: The Not-So-Fair-Show | Natalie was slimed, watered, and pied in her only appearance. |
| Adam Reid | 1984–87 | Episode 078: Wealth | Episode 112: Anniversaries | Reid made a cameo in the 1989 Punishment episode. He also co-wrote several episodes that season with Roger Price. |
| Elizabeth Richardson[26] | 1982-83 | Episode 28: Cosmetics | Episode 48: Inequality: Kids vs. Adults | Elizabeth is one of the very few cast members never to be watered, pied or slimed during her time on the show. |
| Lisa Ruddy | 1979–85 | Episode 001: Live! | Episode 088: Movies | Ruddy was a cast member onWhatever Turns You On as well. At the end of her tenure on the show, she, Christine McGlade and Les Lye were the only remaining original cast members. Ruddy was sometimes called "Motormouth" Lisa Ruddy, because of her tendency to talk a lot. She took the longest sliming of the show during the "Cooking" episode, having two extra large buckets dumped on her during the sliming at the dinner table.[27] |
| Scott Sandeman | 1981 | Episode 019: Safety First | Episode 025: Nutrition | Scott appeared in only two episodes and is one of only a few cast members to be featured in multiple episodes without getting slimed, pied, or watered. |
| Sidharth Sahay | 1989-90 | Episode 116: Communication | Episode 135: Sports | Brother of Vik Sahay. |
| Vik Sahay | 1986–87 | Episode 105: Sleep | Episode 112: Anniversaries | Canadian actor of Indian descent, whose brother Sidharth Sahay, also appeared on show. |
| Kevin Schenk | 1979–81 | Episode 008 | Episode 026: Peer Pressure | Schenk was also a cast member onWhatever Turns You On. |
| Klea Scott | 1982–84 | Episode 031: Vacations | Episode 054: ESP – Magic Astrology | Scott was born inPanama. AfterYou Can't, she played significant roles in the moviesMinority Report andCollateral, as well as a leading role in the television seriesIntelligence. She also was featured in other Roger Price productions, such as UFO Kidnapped. |
| Rekha Shah | 1986–89 | Episode 094: Garbage | Episode 122: Pollution | Shah went on to star in another successful Nickelodeon showFifteen. Was only green slimed once because she hated it so much. |
| Sariya Sharp | 1989–90 | Episode 122: Fantasy | Episode 143: Inventions | Sariya's trademark became complaining about her "totally Neanderthal mother" who never let her have her ears pierced, and her nice hair frequently getting ruined by green slime. |
| Marjorie Silcoff | 1984–85 | Episode 056: History | Episode 084: Revenge | Silcoff was watered in three episodes plus Project 131, but never slimed. She returned for Project 131 along with Vanessa Lindores and Brodie Osome. |
| Kevin Somers | 1979–81 | Episode 001: Live! | Episode 019: Safety First | Somers was also a cast member onWhatever Turns You On. Like Gebert, he appeared chiefly in execution and dungeon skits by 1981 due to his height and age, although he did also participate inSomething Else. |
| Amy Stanley | 1989–90 | Episode 133: Celebrations | Episode 141: Learning | Amy, the younger sister of Jill Stanley, was the only cast member not yet born when the series premiered in February 1979. |
| Jill Stanley | 1989–90 | Episode 115: Chores | Episode 141: Learning | Jill had previously starred in the movieTommy Tricker and the Stamp Traveller as "Nancy." She had a problem with remembering her lines, which became a running gag onYCDTOTV. Was offered the hosting gig but turned it down. |
| Christian Tessier | 1989–90 | Episode 116: Communication | Episode 143: Inventions | Tessier is an actor and singer, whose first appearance on television was this program. |
| Sarah West | 1979 | Episode 007: The famous green slime show (St. Patrick's Day) | Episode 009: Executive Washrooms | Was the first female cast member to be slimed in the dungeon. |
| Teddy Wilson | 1989–90 | Episode 114: Choices | Episode 143: Inventions | Billed here as Ted Wilson, he later shared hosting duties onNever Ever Do This At Home andInnerspace. |
| Bradfield Wiltse | 1979 | Episode 007: The famous green slime show (St. Patrick's Day) | Episode 007: The famous green slime show (St. Patrick's Day) | Only appeared in one episode. |
Sadly it is not. Nickelodeon was ready to develop a new version with us, but once it came time to make a deal between the rights holder and Nick it fell apart. Apparently, much of the original ownership contracts/files were lost in an Ottawa fire decades ago... no joke.
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