 | This page is intended ashumor. It is not, has never been, nor will ever be, a Wikipediapolicy or guideline. Rather, it illustrates standards or conduct that are generallynot accepted bythe Wikipedia community. |
It's a well-known fact thatnew Wikipedia users are delicious, especially with grilled red onions, mayonnaise, and hurt feelings. For a long time, established users have been advised toavoid their succulent goodness. But there is an old Italian proverb—"I frutti proibiti sono i più dolci"[1]—theforbidden fruits are the sweetest. Admins simply cannot stop themselves from giving in to temptation. Clearly a new direction is necessary.
Biting too many newbies is a sure-fire path to complacency and overindulgence; biting too few leads to cravings, the inevitable desire to go on therogue admin warpath. Therefore, admins are counseled to practice moderation in their munching of newbies.
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