TheMovement Charter Drafting Committee (MCDC) recently invited feedback on the latest draft chapters for theMovement Charter (which aims "to define roles and responsibilities for all the members and entities of the Wikimedia movement"):
Thediscussion page for the Global Council draft saw the most participation. This included some strong criticism, especially from European Wikimedians. A key point of contention was that the Global Council, as envisaged in the draft, would only have advisory powers. Former WMF board memberUser:Jan-Bart, for example,said:
The movement strategy process and especially the work of the Roles and Responsibilities working group did give a baseline of what we as a movement wanted to achieve (some said that the recommendations did not go far enough in distributing the "power" within the movement but let's leave that aside for a minute)
So reading the current drafts makes me wonder what happened? One of the most important aspects of the recommendations was the equity in decision making within our movement. Reducing this by (for example) reducing the global council to an advisory body is not something that I had expected to read here. [...]
Wikimedia Swedenadded:
From the draft text it seems clear that there is no intention for the GC to exert any control over the funds within the WMF, especially since it is not even clear where the funds for the GC itself will come from. This is understandable if this power, for legal reasons, needs to reside with the BoT. But if this is the case the legal limitations should be clearly laid out. We should also consider if such legal limitations are the result of some pre-existing structure or mechanism which could be changed.
But if the relationship to the WMF is simply that the GC provides advice which the WMF can then choose to ignore, this runs the risk of becoming a source of potential conflict [...]
A summary of German Wikipedia community discussions byUser:Denis Barthelsaid:
There were many comments on the draft on the Global Council. All were characterized by disappointment, outrage, or resignation. Many community members felt their assumption confirmed that the Wikimedia Foundation was unwilling to share powers. The "equity in decision-making" promised by the MCDC and the Movement Strategy, allowing a stronger representation of all groups in the Movement, was regarded by many voices as an obviously vain hope.
In particular, a kind of parliament or general assembly was missed, as well as powers beyond those already exercised by various volunteer bodies. There was a clear desire for the Global Council to be more than just an advisory body.
Another keypoint of contention was an"external legal feedback" shared by the WMF, authored by an undisclosed law firm advising the drafting committee:
The legal feedback doesn't reveal the author and it is qualified as an "external legal feedback" at Movement Charter/Content/Global Council. Could you tell us who was the commissioner and who was the author? Alice Wiegand (talk) 20:34, 3 August 2023 (UTC)
[...] Is there any reason not to say who wrote the document, who commissioned it, and what terms of reference were given? Many thanks, Chris Keating (The Land) (talk) 21:23, 3 August 2023 (UTC)
@Lyzzy and The Land: hi, the external legal review was provided pro bono by a reputable multinational law firm, based on information provided by the MCDC. Under the terms of this engagement, the law firm’s services were limited to providing advice to the Wikimedia Foundation only, and their work product was not intended for publication. In the interests of transparency for this project, they have permitted us to share this document here without attribution. Thanks, RamzyM (WMF) (talk) 03:42, 9 August 2023 (UTC)
Thanks Ramzy. Could this be changed for future legal reviews so that the name of the firm, the terms of their commission and their full opinion are shared? Without this information I don't think the document will fulfill its purpose. Thanks, Chris Keating (The Land) (talk) 10:41, 9 August 2023 (UTC)
Wikimedia Germany suggested that alternative legal advice should be sought:
[...] There are reputable law firms in the US that bring the necessary expertise in designing inter-nonprofit legal relationships, and that have not had WMF as a client previously. WMDE suggests that it may be time to figure out together how we can commission this expertise, so that we can have a fuller and more neutral understanding of what is actually possible – to ultimately arrive at a governance structure that does justice to our movement and its diverse stakeholders and lets us move towards the strategic direction. Nicola Zeuner (WMDE) (talk) 10:50, 14 August 2023 (UTC)
The use of unclear or meaningless buzzwords was anotherpoint ofcriticism. Overall, the feedback pages forHubs andRoles & Responsibilities saw somewhat less participation. The Hubs draft also received some praise from community members. Even so, questions and concerns about fundraising and funds dissemination were recurring topics on both feedback pages. –AK
The Wikimedia Foundation is piloting a new approach to contributor growth in Africa (see presentation, pictured), noting that past approaches aimed at increasing coverage of African topics – and thus the amount of time African citizens spend online reading internet coverage of African affairs – have been hit and miss.
Recent projects have included contests such asWiki Loves Africa 2023 and theAfrica Day Campaign 2023, whose winners wereannounced at the end of August.
Some initiatives have caused controversy, such as the$20,000 project on Deforestation in Nigeria that wasdiscussed at theWP:ANI noticeboard last month.
The WMF'sanalysis of its efforts, and the opportunities and challenges involved in Africa (presented at last month's Wikimania conference), highlights the importance ofintrinsic motivation:
Historically:
- Our eagerness to see more programmatic work inSSA has resulted in funding of projects withmoderate to low effectiveness, sometimes even repeatedly.
- We have beeninvesting in those who showed up, sometimes without intrinsic motivation. We suggest we should have instead been:
- seeking outself-motivated contributors andinvesting further resourcesonly in them.
- Verifying organizerspossess the skills toeffectively deliver their programs (edit counts and time-since-first-edit are insufficient indicators)
- We have been slow or reluctant torecognize and stop resourcing ineffective organizers.
- If proven effective, our proposed approach wouldincrease the pool of skilled contributors and potentialleaders and organizers, therebyincreasing programmatic funding opportunities.
Similar concerns about attracting mainly extrinsically motivated contributors go back to at least 2010, when Tanzania-based WikipedianMuddyb expressed his deep frustrations about finding himself cleaning up the results of a Google-funded initiative that awarded prizes for adding content toSwahili Wikipedia. (See"In the news" from the July 26, 2010 issue ofThe Signpost.)
The Foundation's analysis also highlights that "Too much programmatic outreach work in the region is ineffectively carried out by volunteers who have insufficient familiarity" with the platform, the policies (e.g. on copyright and licensing) and the culture of Wikimedia projects. Accordingly, the pilot aims to test the hypothesis that audiovisual training materials on core policies along withlive tutorials can achieve significantly higher retention.
The pilot is currently limited to the English Wikipedia and envisaged to run from September to December 2023. –AK,H
The Wikimedia Foundation last month published itsFunding Report for the last fiscal year:
During the 2022-2023 fiscal year, the Wikimedia Foundation awarded 638 grants to mission-aligned organizations and people around the world, totaling $17,512,472 USD. Of these funds, 381 totaling $16,032,838 are administered by theCommunity Resources team (other funds are summarizedbelow). 2022-2023 marked the second fiscal year of Community Resources'Grants Strategy Relaunch, prioritizing theMovement Strategy goal of Knowledge Equity.
Below are some key graphics from the report. First, an overview of grants and grant money by fund program:
Regional breakdown of funding administered by the Community Resources team, 2015–2023:
Overview of WMF-distributed funds not managed by the Community Resources team:
For further details seeMeta-Wiki. –AK
The U4C Building Committee hasannounced:
TheUniversal Code of Conduct Coordinating Committee (U4C) draft charter is now ready for your review.
TheEnforcement Guidelines require aBuilding Committee form to draft a charter that outlines procedures and details for a global committee to be called theUniversal Code of Conduct Coordinating Committee (U4C). Over the past few months, the U4C Building Committee worked together as a group to discuss and draft the U4C charter. The U4C Building Committee welcomes feedback about the draft charter now through 22 September 2023. After that date, the U4C Building Committee will revise the charter as needed and a community vote will open shortly afterward.
Join the conversation during theconversation hours or onMeta-wiki.
The committee's language use was mocked as"highly bureaucratic and unnecessarily hard to follow". Some commenters stated that the language stopped them from reading the draft in full. –AK
An editor was indeffed after extensive use of AI-generated text, includingthis oddly worded apology for using ChatGPT to request restoration of their article. In fact, their response in the relatedAN/I noticeboard discussion also appeared to be the product of ChatGPT.
This may be the first instance of an indefinite block stemming specifically from the use of the technology in talkpages. A commenter at ANI called their replyposting AI-generated waffle
. On the other hand, an after-closure discussion started by the author of this article included this observation from another:there's no guideline or policy banning empty blather
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In June, another editor had been indeffed for using ChatGPT in articles alone, with paid editing as the underlying concern. Someinvestigation of the incident found a probable paying party and turned up the possibility that the whole episode was an elaborate hoax, based on their off-wiki writings; one participant in the discussion said they found a comment off-wiki statingI pay people to waste the time of volunteers who have innumerable things they'd rather be doing
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Was the latest case a prank? We can't tell. –B
On September 7, the "AARoads Wiki" was launched, "a free online encyclopedia dedicated to roads", forming part of the existing aaroads.com website. According toan announcement post on the site's forum, "The team making up the core of the US Roads WikiProject on Wikipedia [WikiProject U.S. Roads] has moved over to the new wiki". AnFAQ for the new wiki states that "much of the content was forked from the English Wikipedia in mid-2023," and that "After several months of extended discussions and uneven enforcement of policies towards the road subject area, many felt that starting a new project with a new community solely focused on road transportation would be a more viable option. A sampling of such discussions can be foundhere andhere." (The latter, an RfC titled "Using maps as sources", had concluded in May and resulted in the addition of a clarification that "Source information does not need to be in text form" toWikipedia:No_original_research#What_is_not_original_research. However, other proposals were rejected in the RfC.) In anemotional TikTok video (which has attracted 48k likes at the time of writing), one of the seceding editors explains the underlying concerns in more detail, arguing that "in the past couple of years, our little corner of the site [Wikipedia] has come under attack [... for] two reasons: sourcing and notability". An earlierFAQ by another longstanding member of the U.S. Roads WikiProject sheds further light on some longstanding tensions. –H
Joshua D. Wright was a commissioner at theFederal Trade Commission appointed by President Barack Obama in 2013, as well as a tenured professor at theAntonin Scalia Law School at George Mason University, and a well-paid antitrust consultant for Google and Amazon. According toBloomberg(paywalled – republished atFortune) he has been accused of coercing sex from three of his law students/research assistants, who were named in the article. Two other named women gave strong supporting statements, as did three other women who asked not to be named. The story was first broken byLaw360(registration required), andAbove the Law uncovered information on related Wikipedia editing.
According to the accusations, the coerced sexual relations continued over the course of several years – while the accusers were first-year law students, while Wright supervised them as research assistants at the law school or interns at the FTC, and while the women were working professionally and felt that they needed Wright's references and contacts.
The law school's deanemailed students that "Professor Wright resigned his tenured position on August 8 rather than face a termination proceeding that we were ready to start." Wright has acknowledged that the sexual relationships occurred but claims that they were consensual. His consulting contracts may be cancelled. And he has sued two of his accusers for $108 million, claiming defamation.
Did he, or a proxy, edit Wikipedia?Above the Law has compiled some evidence, calling certain pro-Wright edits "bold". A diff pictured in the article changed the phrase "engage in sexual relations" to "engage in flirting", asserted that Wright's accusers had financial motives, and removed the phrase "while they were his [law] students".The Signpost locatedan edit matching the illustration inAbove the Law, made in August by an unregistered, or logged-out, user. Asecond diff made from a similar IP address replaced the words "sexual misconduct" with "hitting on them". The evidence they point to is that the IP addresses trace to somewhere in the suburbs ofWashington, D.C. (population approximately 6,385,162). The story would have been more complete if they reported that there was a small edit war, with "bold" edits made on both sides. –S,B,J
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North East Bylines, a publication associated with theByline Times, featured aretrospective summarising recent news stories on Saudi Arabia. This included a reminder that earlier this year, two Wikipedians were reported to be serving long jail sentences in the country.
It was noted that the two young doctors,Osama Khalid andZiad Al-Sufyani, who were known for their contribution to Wikipedia posts in Arabic, had been sentenced to prison in Saudi Arabia and that over the last decade they had both contributed to the online encyclopaedia, which is maintained and managed by volunteers and had edited articles about human rights defenderLoujain Al-Hathloul.
See earlierSignpostcoverage. As far as theSignpost is aware, the Wikipedians' situation is unchanged. –AK
Anarticle inHet Financieele Dagblad comments on the fundraising banners that have re-appeared on Dutch Wikipedia. It notes that the Wikimedia Foundation's overall expenses havemore than doubled in the space of five years, and that this is mainly due to the fact that it now has around 700 staff, with salary costs of $88 million a year dwarfing its annual internet hosting costs of $2.7 million.
That the Wikimedia Foundation adds so many staff and spends more money year after year has led to criticism from users for years. They wonder why the expenses are rising so fast, whether there is not too much bureaucracy and whether projects are being carried out that are not needed at all. And why does Wikipedia, in banners asking for donations, act as if the website could run out of money at any moment? This criticism was voiced, for example, in a much-discussedessay by a Wikipedian with the username Guy Macon. [...]
Wikipedia expects to raise $175 million from its banners this year. The messaging has become a little less shrill, though.
The $175 million figure quoted in the article matches the revenue target given in the2022–2023 Annual Plan. (More recently, theminutes of the WMF's June 2023 Audit Committee meeting stated that the WMF took a projected $174 million in 2022–2023, versus projected expenses of $167 million.) But it should be noted that revenue from the banner campaigns makes up less than half of the Foundation's total.
The Annual Plan'srevenue projection for 2023–2024 is $177 million. Only $74.5 million of this is expected to be brought in by banner campaigns. The remainder is supposed to come from other sources: $33 million from recurring donations, $38 million from email campaigns, and $19 million from major gifts, with smaller amounts from investments,Wikimedia Enterprise and the Endowment making up the balance.
As for the softer tone of the fundraising banners, discussions of the English fundraising banners to be used at the upcoming end-of-year fundraiser are currently ongoing atWikipedia:Fundraising/2023 banners.
The article inHet Financieele Dagblad also notes that Wikipedia informs voice assistants such asSiri, and it includes a section on paid editing that mentions a number of related stories – including theGerman parliament scandal broken bynetzpolitik.org in 2021 and theSignpost's 2022exposé of paid Wikipedia editing on behalf of Russian oligarchs. –AK
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Nosebagbear was a British Wikimedian and administrator. He registered in 2012, and after a few years of dormancy, began editing in 2018. Successfully acquiring adminship the next year, he began using the tools extensively, helping out where he could in areas that ranged fromArticles for Creation tosockpuppet investigations. In recent years, his focus shifted to working behind the scenes to collaborate with the Wikimedia Foundation and other volunteers across the movement on governance initiatives, including theUniversal Code of Conduct andMovement Charter. Through this work, he always remained grounded as a proud member of the online communities, especially English Wikipedia; bringing a persistent but pragmatic accountability to the broader Wikimedia landscape, that will make his loss all the more felt. At the time of his passing, he was serving as an elected community member on the Movement Charter Drafting Committee, helping to create new structures and policy to help lead Wikimedia into the next decade.
I want to note just how remarkable Richard was. He was in many ways a quintessential Wikipedian, in that he was passionate about our mission, held strong feelings on topics that would make many (including many other Wikipedians) shake their heads at the idea that someone could care so much about such a topic, worked hard to improve things for others both inside of Wikipedia and for the world at large, always be willing to consider alternative points of view and be ready to change his mind on something, and be so, so, so very kind. His presence on the MCDC, which he achieved through truly hard work and just bothering to show up to a lot of meetings in the 12-18 months prior to the election where others got to know just how special he was, was a big reason that I was optimistic about what it would do in reshaping Wikipedia. I'm going to miss all that but I am going to miss our talks more. His humor more. And most of all his kindness more. While I am so sad at the future that doesn't have him, I am also so grateful for the time we spent together.
— Barkeep49
Many messages of condolences have been left on hisuser talk page, as well as information about memorial services. Donations in his name are beingsolicited for theEpilepsy Society, of whom he was a supporter.
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Social media, broadcast news and academia alike have been buzzing lately with the latest discovery: a group of researchers fromCERN, running experiments on the newSuper-Large Encabulator Array, discovered a strange phenomenon last Wednesday, colloquilally dubbed theMoony-Bazingers effect. While the SLEA group has yet to publish a paper formally documenting their findings, those who are interested in the technical aspects will be pleased to find that, as of press time, 15 preprints are currently available onarXiv concerning the subject.
While a detailed description of the Moony-Bazingers effect is nearly impossible to give in the space we have here, a broadly summary was given by project lead Adam Shirtless at a press conference yesterday:
| “ | So, um, here's the basic deal of it: you get some superconductors, and you use a laser to shoot a bunch of HTTP packets or whatever at the loop, and there's also this whole deal with mirrors and beryllium and whatever, and basically, like, if you point a refractometer at them, you get some insanely brutally gnarly stuff. And it turns out that if you take the waveform and throw a bunch of compute at it, it resolves into some totally different stuff, and it turns out that the different stuff is actually a bunch of valid HTTP packets that claim to be from weird places that don't exist. We don't really know where they're from, or if they're legit, I mean for all we know the whole thing could be total cap, but the math does mostly check out, so it's definitely big if true. | ” |
Perhaps it is appropriate in a poetic sense, sinceCERN httpd was the first hypertext server, and www.cern.ch was the first WWW siteback in '92; it's also appropriate in a practical sense, since CERN is the only organization in the world currently posessing an encabulator array of this size. Whatever the circumstances that lay behind this discovery, it is ground-breaking and unique.
Currently, experiments are underway to determine the properties and nature of the Moony-Bazingers effect; chief among them is the actual status of the data being received. If taken at face value, the data — which consists ofHTTP packets that resolve into a variety of files, including Web sites — seem to originate from wildly different worlds than our own. For example, one configuration of the LEA (dubbed the "High Castle setup") yields a number of websites which claim to be located in the "Pacific States of America". Unfortunately, an even more mysterious phenomenon known as the "NFCC field" prevents these worlds from being explored, even with the most cutting-edge technology that has been tried. While varying turboencabulation frequency has allowed connections to a dizzying array of different "Bazingerzones", as they've been termed, all information that has been gathered from the connection so far has purported to be from Earth — or at least a planet with identical gravity, mass, density, elemental composition, set of constellations and solar system.
"So," explained Dr. Shirtless at the press conference, "the shit of it all is, I mean, assuming any of this is real and we're not just on drugs or whatever, we figure theoverwhelming majority of worlds never develop life, or they do so in a way that doesn't result in self-augmenting intelligence, or they do get complex societies but they never get around to building a bunch of random semiconductor technology, or they do build semiconductors but then something fucked up happens and they never get around to superconductors, or something. I mean,we had superconductors for a long-ass time and we didn't even think to do this until just now, so like, whatever. Big if true."
Through a generous grant by the Speedwagon Foundation,The Signpost was able to attend this press conference, and was included in the limited roster of organizations permitted to query what some are calling the "Scooses-Bazingernet". Other members of the Provisional Query Group included theWWW Consortium, theInternational Association of Applied Linguistics, theUnicode Consortium, theInternet Archive, theUnited Nations, theAssociated Press, theNational Enquirer, and selected research faculty from theCharlevoix County College of Theology and Forestry Technology (the latter by specific request ofcertain kingdoms on the other side of the connection).
Establishing connections to outzones has proven difficult — while all of them seem to possess technology capable of transmitting digital information, thetransmission control protocol/Internet protocol often requires some modification to work properly.
So, too, are there linguistic differences. While a large enough corpus of text can usually be decoded by humans and machine learning algorithms well enough to give basic understanding, getting there is a challenge unto itself:
| “ | ⬼⬼⬼⬼⬼⬼⬳⬳⬳⬼⬳⬼⬼ ⬼⬼⬳⬼⬳⬼⬳⬼⬼⬼⬼⬼⬼ | ” |
That's notmojibake — it's a joke about trees farting, which is adouble entendre meant to indicate a "page not found" error message. It comes from Provisional Bazingerzone PB-82FB7E0A, appropriately termed the "Arrow Dudes". Hubert Glockenspiel, who's spent the last 15 years as the Unicode Consortium's Extraterrestrial Script and Character Integration Coordinator, has been taking an active role in the multinational attempts to decode and interpret these new languages:
"Sure, most of them tend to have written Wikipedia articles about their language, but we're finding a lot of stuff that doesn't even seem to really register as language," he said in an interview. "Some of them speak normal stuff like Volapük or High Akkadian, but some of them speak languages where a person's name is a SHA-256 hash of their genome. Or nouns are Fourier transforms of objects' emission spectra. Or, worse, they speak Lojban. So it's not something that's insurmountable, in most cases, but it's a process that is going to take us a while."
One peculiar feature of the Scooses-Bazingernet, quickly discovered during initial tests, is that an overwhelming majority of the civilizations and species reachable through CERN's connection possess some equivalent of Wikipedia.
"Honestly, it makes no sense," explained Dr. Anita Pennywhistle, head of the newly-formed xenosociology team. "It's the product of a very specific technological moment and cultural zeitgeist, so you'd think it would only show up in a couple of specific scenarios. But it's basically everywhere. You've got a Wikipedia online from the Holy Strangite Concordat, the Universal Hoxhian People's Union, the Eternal Commonwealth of Byzantium, and so on. There's even a Wikipedia — somehow, bewilderingly, pronounced roughly the same way — in a world where intelligent life evolved from Fungi and not Animalia."
Due to this unique constant, shared across virtually all Bazingerzones, it is possible to conduct a detailed, comprehensive analysis of their history, culture, biology, and philosophy. While the content of the articles themselves have been put under a strict informational quarantine by theUnited Nations Security Council,The Signpost was able to wikilawyer our way into an approval to disclose the contents of various informational pages.
So far, our search has been slow, since we have to translate languages before we can read them. Towards that end, we've been working with Professor Glockenspiel's team to enhance their understanding of Wikipedia politics — strangely similar across a variety of civilizations and life forms — which, in turn, aids in their ability to decode the language. While our publications are still subject to approval by the UN Security Council, we expect to have them ready in time for next issue. Particularly, we look forward to bringing you the full translated text ofWP:ANTLERSIZE — stay tuned!
Through their publication, we hope to inform you, our readers, of the fascinating aspects of what may well be the greatest discovery in the history of human civilization: policies, guidelines, and essays written by our own brothers, sisters, nongendered spawnmates, clonal peri-entites, conscious agglomerative systems, and autonomous persistentBoltzmann clusters class IV through XVII.
| Rank | Article | Class | Views | Image | Notes/about |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jimmy Buffett |  | 1,649,856 |  | If we didn't have the exclusion policy against articles with 95+% mobile views, the top article of the week would be2023 Asia Cup, which exceeded 2 million page visits reflecting India's love for cricket. But even if the traffic might be legit, we need to be consistent, and thus the top spot is the recently deceased singer responsible for among other songs "Margaritaville", which he turned intoa chain of restaurants, andthe life-story song quoted at #6 aboutEddie Balchowsky, aSpanish Civil War veteran he once met. |
| 2 | 2023 FIBA Basketball World Cup | | 1,107,517 |  | In yet another tournament that's hard for the western hemisphere to follow, basketball's national teams have gathered in the Philippines, Japan and Indonesia – though with not everyone at full strength, as for everyLuka Doncic present there is aNikola Jokic who either skipped or wasn't cleared by the NBA. The biggest upset thus far has been Olympic silver medalists France falling in the group stage. |
| 3 | Bob Barker | | 1,087,041 | .jpg) | The American game show host who won 19Emmys for presentingThe Price Is Right onCBS for 35 years died on August 26, aged 99. He also hostedTruth or Consequences from 1956 to 1975. |
| 4 | Gadar 2 |  | 1,014,364 |  | ThisBollywood historical action film starringSunny Deol continues to bring in audiences, and along with being the second biggest Indian movie of the year – behindPathaan – it has becomethe ninth highest-grossing Indian film ever. It has a shot at going up another place, but the release ofJawan next week could change things. |
| 5 | Vivek Ramaswamy | | 976,099 | .jpg) | An American entrepreneur of Indian descent who istrying to be the Republican candidate on next year's presidential ballot. |
| 6 | Deaths in 2023 |  | 966,254 |  | Some of it's magic, Some of it's tragic, But I had a good life all the way... |
| 7 | Gadsden flag |  | 954,575 |  | The sudden interest in this historical American flag comes from a video of a middle school student being removed from class with a Gadsden flag patch on his backpack. Officials later allowed him to come back with the patch, following backlash onTwitter (or X? I don't even know what to call it at this point) directed at the decision. |
| 8 | Oppenheimer (film) | | 913,919 |  | Christopher Nolan's biopic based on the life ofJ. Robert Oppenheimer continues its explosive performance at the box office. It became the second highest-grossing R-rated film behind only aclown and then crossed $800 million at the worldwide box office. Hopefully it crosses the $1 billion mark too, but that's not a lock, yet. |
| 9 | Jailer (2023 Tamil film) | | 819,196 |  | While it may have fallen behind #4 at the box office, thisKollywood thriller starringRajinikanth is still the third highest-grossing Indian film of the year, and it will hope to keep the spot in the weeks to come. |
| 10 | Bray Wyatt | | 745,221 |  | The WWF fighter also known as "The Fiend" sadly joined thelist of premature professional wrestling deaths by having a heart attack at just 36. |
| Rank | Article | Class | Views | Image | Notes/about |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jawan (film) | | 3,905,752 |  | Shah Rukh Khan'sBollywood comeback continues, with another action-packed film that opened to positive reviews. It is Khan's second film of the year, afterPathaan, which topped this list for three weeks and is thehighest-grossing Indian film of 2023 so far. If the opening day box office numbers are anything to go by, this film looks like it will be just as big, if not bigger. |
| 2 | Steve Harwell | | 2,077,217 |  | The lead singer ofSmash Mouth had retired in 2021 due to health issues, and just one day after it was announced he was in hospice care for final-stage liver failure (consequence of years struggling with alcoholism) he died at 56. Even with bad late career moments likebeing pelted with bread orwhen Harwell appeared to give a Nazi salute, let's just mourn the death of anAll-Star, who got his game on and went to play, and a rock star, who got the show on and got paid. (Only shooting stars break the mould!) |
| 3 | Jimmy Buffett | | 1,713,508 | .png) | Another dead singer, who had a strong "island escapism" element in both his music and business endeavors (including theJimmy Buffett's Margaritaville restaurant, named afterone of his songs). |
| 4 | Danny Masterson | | 1,584,143 | .jpg) | An actor andScientologist best known for starring inThat '70s Show andThe Ranch, who after being convicted in May 2023 of the rape of two women, has now been sentenced to an indefinite period of 30 years to life in prison. Former co-starsAshton Kutcher andMila Kunisapologized for sending letters in Masterson's defense, saying they never meant to undermine the victims. |
| 5 | Burning Man | | 1,311,197 |  | An annual "week-long large-scale desert campout". On 1 September,heavy rain fell on Nevada andthe 2023 edition of the festival was promptly flooded. Thousands were trapped inside the tents and at least one death is connected to the festival. |
| 6 | Ben Shelton (tennis) | | 1,161,151 | .jpg) | 8 months after a surprising quarterfinal run at the Australian Open, this young American reached the semifinals of the US Open, where the legendaryNovak Djokovic easily dispatched him and eventaunted Shelton by delivering back his "phone hung up" celebration. |
| 7 | Coco Gauff | | 1,157,390 | _06.jpg) | Is it sexist that a male tennis player managed to get more views failing to reach the final than a female one that actually won the title? Maybe, but let's just note that this 19 year old finally fulfilled theWilliams-sized expectations raised on her by winning thewomen's singles, Gauff's first Grand Slam victory while becoming the first American to win atFlushing Meadows sinceSloane Stephens in 2017 (and the first to do so as a teenager since, wouldn't you know,Serena Williams in 1999). |
| 8 | 2023 FIBA Basketball World Cup | | 1,100,891 |  | The mobile views forcricket are still too high to enter this list, but basketball hasn't got this problem. In a reminder that the US team needs to bring in their best if they want another gold medal inParis 2024, they lost to Lithuania in the second round and ultimately got eliminated by Germany (who only has 4 NBA players, including the one in the picture,Dennis Schröder, as opposed to all 12 in the Americans' case) in the semifinal, setting up a decision of the Germans againstBogdan Bogdanović's Serbia. |
| 9 | Deion Sanders | | 973,437 | .jpg) | The only man to play both NFL'sSuper Bowl and MLB'sWorld Series has had a strong start to his second college football coaching stint, with hisColorado Buffaloes winning the first two games of the season. |
| 10 | Deaths in 2023 | | 971,888 | .jpg) | For #2: It ain't no joke when a mama's handkerchief is soaked With her tears because her baby's life has been revoked... |
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