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When new on Wikipedia, and have no ideas on how to expand your article count further, just create articles on local features no one knows (or cares) about for more than3.14 miles away. For example, a pond in your backyard, or a small 900 foot stream. Here is a good example:
Small Stream is stream that runs through the town ofCalifornia, Wyoming. Its current length is 1,948 feet long, until it merges withFamous Pond.
Another good idea is to write a article about a small bridge going over a creek about 3 miles away on a local road. Here is a example, even with a infobox!
Merrick Railroad Bridge | |
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| Coordinates | 41°40′11″N72°11′38″W / 41.66972°N 72.19389°W /41.66972; -72.19389 |
| Carries | Trains |
| Crosses | Merrick Brook |
| Locale | Scotland, Connecticut |
| Characteristics | |
| Design | Railroad Bridge |
| Total length | 30 ft (9 m) |
| History | |
| Construction end | Sometime before I was alive |
| Location | |
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Merrick Brook Bridge is a small truss railroad bridge that goes overMerrick Brook, it is currently owned byCentral New England.