If anadmin has done something that you disagree with, such as removing a typo in your post or deleting a page that you don't want deleted, they must be a vandal who has taken the time to become an admin so they can troll you. Make sure to send anALL-CAPS SCREAMING EMAIL to theWikimedia Foundation. They will probably respond in a manner that you didn't want them to, or not at all. That's because they are in league with therouge admin. In that case, hack their accounts and take over Wikipedia. If you can't hack them, sue them.Legal threats are never not allowed!
"I didn't breach the3RR policy! My edits were over 24 hours and 1 second!"
"I didn't breach the 3RR policy! My edits were over 24 hours and 2 seconds!"
"I didn't breach the 3RR policy! My edits were over 24 hours and the amount of time it took for me to see a revert, feel intense, overwhelming anger, click the 'edit' button, switch tosource editing, unedit that other person's edit because I can't be bothered to revert it via History and save my edit!"
"I don't care ifNPOV is a policy, that admin is just bullying me!"
"I don't care if NPOV is a policy, that IP/user has something against me!"
"Prove it. (As soon as you do I'll raise the bar a little higher)."
"If three editors revert my edits it's notconsensus. It's a cabal."
"If an administrator joins them it's an abuse of power."
"Everybody is wrong, crazy, stupid or all of the above. Except me."
"OH! I'm at 2 reverts, they're at 3, so 1 more revert, andthey go over!"
"Policy was misused against me and even if it wasn't, the policy sucks."
"That policy page is wrong because it doesn't describe what I do. I'll fix it."
"Policy says talk pages shall never be edited by someone smashing the edit link, and since that admin edited my talk page in that way to fix a typo, he shall be blocked and lose admin and edit privileges"
"While I'm at it I'll alter another policy that I'll cite as precedent."
"My opinion becomes encyclopedic if I keep repeating it on thetalk page."
"I assumed you were neutral party. Since you disagree with me, apparently you are not."
"Don't you people have anything better to do than to keep asking for sources?"
This editor should be excluded from the project due to Insufficient International notability, as per a set of imaginary unwritten so-called LAWS and guidelines I just made up!
"You apparently live in the same arm of theMilky Way as a notorious banned troll, so you're probably one of their meatpuppets."
"That editor who's supporting my opponent is either a puppet or a friend called in to help. After all, could more than one person oppose my natural good sense?"
"If I cite this to a book that doesn't have a web link, I can make up absolutely anything I like and cite it. Nobodyever checks book references, after all!"
"If two editors revert my edits they must be violatingWP:OWN. Never mind that I refuse to counter their references or respond to them on the talk page."
"Lots of people think my article should be deleted. I'll post sockpuppet tags on all their talk pages and then go nominate articles they've created for deletion."
"I categorically reject your analysis of my advertising DVDs in Wikipedia articles as false and itself biased! Wait till my organization gets a hold of you..."
"They're a disruptive troll! I'll follow them around to warn others about their disruptive trolling! (Please ignore the fact that I have no proof of them being a disruptive troll.)"
"This experience [of having my POV edits reverted, and getting blocked for a 3RR violation] has severely tainted the image of Wikipedia and unless justice is served I doubt I will ever use Wikipedia again."
“Reverting a SOCK. They are atSPI now, but they reverted an admin's SOCK removal edit earlier. 100% a SOCK.“
"If a featured article has 70 footnotes to 26 different sources and I disagree with one footnote (but don't have any citation of my own to refute it with), then the integrity of the article is compromised bytoo much reliance on a single source."
"I know exactly what it means because I can read English and follow blue links that explain technical terms. The fact that an article could not be understood by a medically illiterate person who can't be bothered to follow blue links or use a dictionary does not mean that it is gibberish."
"Wikipedia should accept my claims withoutreliable sources because my local library is too small to cover the subject. If someone suggests I try interlibrary loan or concede the point, then they're violatingWP:CIVIL by calling me lazy."[3]
"This editor made a few dozen edits to one article in one day right before they submitted the page for agood article nomination, but I'm in a dispute with them. I'll cite that number of edits as evidence of trollish behavior."
"If someone asks me toassume good faith twice, then the appropriate response is to insist that I obviously can't communicate with them because they keep throwing policy at me. It is also appropriate to call the request adefense mechanism."
"Yes, I'm an irrational troll. And yes, any third-grader chosen at random could see that my edits are made with a desperate need to control my surroundings and browbeat all opponents into submission. BUT YOU CAN'T DRAW THAT CONCLUSION! YOU HAVE TOASSUME GOOD FAITH, OR YOU'RE AN EVIL MONSTER!"
"Wikipedia should accept my claims withoutreliable sources because the universe is too small to cover the subject. If someone suggests sticking to topics where there is some trace of existent reference materials, then they're violatingWP:CIVIL by calling my work original research."
"This [having links I inserted to my own Web site removed and getting blocked after re-inserting them] is just another case of an abuse of privilege. You feel that since you have power over someone who disagrees with your policy that you are entitled to discard rationale and impose your will. By chance, are you a communist or related toFidel Castro?"
"I see what you're doing there. By changing one letter in my article, you have hereby performed something tantamount to slander of my good name, and therefore, you should be distrusted, nullified, and, from here on out, sacrificed to the Total Perspective Vortex. I might recommend a cup of tea, mate."
"Those institutions are all government-sponsored and they are all dedicated to gaining the acceptance of their historical cultural traditions! Their research is of low quality! All research from that place should be labelled 'unreliable'!"
"If I don't like a well-referenced article I'll nominate it for deletion and call itfundamentally unencyclopedic. If the consensus decides to keep I'll slap the article with aPOV flag. If an editor requests an explanation for the POV flag I'll explain nothing for two weeks, but revert instantly if they remove the flag."
"If all of Wikipedia doesn't shape up and remove everything that doesn't reflect the truth as I know it, and change all of its policies and structures to ensure that none of the stuff I don't like ever makes it back again, it's certain to get sued and/or prosecuted for libel, slander, defamation, product tampering, DUI, global warming, treason, blasphemy, buggery,defenestration, privilege, and/or genocide. And, no, this is not alegal threat."
"Obviously all those editors who disagree with me must be sockpuppets. I am so completely, obviously, gigantically, and undeniably right that even one dissenting opinion is shocking;two or more are totally unthinkable. On the other hand, anyone perverse enough to disagree with me and my magnificent rightness is exactly the kind of sneaky snivelling wretch who'd stoop to running a sock farm."
"They don’t like, don’t agree, and don’t thank what I said! By saying that there’s ethnic bias they mean our policies and guidelines are racist! Our policies and guidelines are written on stone! They are perfect! They should never be changed! No one can disagree with them! There’re are nosystemicbias at all! This editor needs to be removed from the topic area!They said they will withdraw, they won’t mind being removed! Let’s remove them!"
"That editor is as dumb as a spider! He can't even upload an image and put correct captioning! And are you serious?!!! You are a using "u" for You??! Hey, Go to Preschool again and learn the damnalphabet! Get a mind! And hey, don't even THINK about trying to edit! You just aren't good enough! In fact, Your even stupider than a spider like i said before! You're stupid as a blind fish! Hey, why don't you go to the center of the earth and then come back up in 20 days and then you'll be good enough! OH!! And I forgot! You have such bad spelling! Did you even go to 3rd grade?! You wanna fly somewhere? Well your skills are so bad you can't book a flight without even the best understanding man alive know what it means ya dumb horse! Why don't you just leave Wikipedia and go back to school and watch Mickey Mouse Cartoons and maybe learn. For Pete’s Sake, get a life! What some motherfucker you are! And holy mother freaking Frack, You saved your edits without previewing?! Oh for freaking sake! Your edit is horrible, it looks like a baby who took a dung in the pool that edited! I'm literally having afreaking temper tantrum! And hey, why don't you editUNCYCLOPEDIA?! I justhate this junk truly.GTFO!"
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking ⁹tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."[4]
Congratulations, you just deceived yourself. Now enjoy your Wikipediablock while it lasts. Even if you try to appeal with the admins saying yes and yet you keep assuming bad faith...well...it'sgame over for your IP address. You may want to sockpuppet by swapping IP addresses with another user, well, sorry to say this but yourISP has caught you red-handed, and your ISP has now banned you from Wikipedia.
Tempting it may be, but in reality please consider reading and followingWikipedia:Assume good faith, before editors start viewing you as being obnoxious.
