| Your response | My response |
|---|---|
| "I'm here to leave you a message!" | You're in the wrong place. Go toUser talk:Hersfold and try again there. |
| "I'm here to vandalize your page, because you're a <censored>!" | Bad idea. My page is watchlisted by many editors and administrators, and you'll be reverted, warned, and/or banhammered within seconds. Go find something better to do. |
| "I'm here to revert vandalism." | Thank you. I may not leave a comment on your talk page, but do give yourself a{{cookie}}. |
| "I'm here to read your wonderfully clever edit notice." | Uhh... ok. Hope you enjoyed it. |