The German userbox solution:

Move userboxes out of template space, into userspace.As Jimbo himself said:

There is a middle ground, I agree. The middle ground is to let people do as they will in the user space, and merely use reason and argument to teach people over time why one ought not use Wikipedia userpages for political or other campaigns.... while at the same time saying, no, really, the template namespace is not for that, that we do not endorse this behavior. This is the solution that the Germans have put into effect with great results.

And let's not forgetthese comments by Jimbo (bold added by me) regarding the failedWP:UPP policy:

But it seems that the namespace proposal goes a bit further than what you need to achieve what you want to achieve. Let me quote you on something: "The text of WP:UPP is filled with what one can and cannot say, specifically,All userbox templates that show a POV or are not directly related to wikipedia will be deleted after a period of time. Note that a user subpage that is transcluded without substitution by multiple users is considered a 'template.This is like saying, "You may have pamphlets, but you may not mechanically print and distribute them. This is not an infringement of free speech". To put it kindly, this is counter-intuitive."

Rules for this archive: ObeyWP:USER,WP:CIVIL andWP:NPA. I.e. no personal attacks, no hate boxes, not fair use or copyrighted images. And please no vandalism.
How to use the boxes? Just copy & paste the code below, maybe add subst for flavor (or not) and they should appear on your page. Simple.

Note: This is simply an archive of userboxes. I do not necessarily endorse the views presented below.
Addendum: I decided to bebold, and started a meta-archive, transcluding some templates from the various other archives into OBH (One Big Heap). More will be added as time permits. If you don't like to see the boxes from your archive here, please drop me a note and I'll remove them. Then again, if you like the idea, feel free to expand this meta archive by adding/transcluding your boxes to it.

Userbox	WP:TGS Template	Related User Category
Col This user is incollege.	{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/College}}
Uni This user is auniversity student.	{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/University}}
IB This user is a graduate or student ofInternational Baccalaureate	{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/IB}}
${\displaystyle e^{i\pi }}$ This user is an expertmathematician.	{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/Mathematician-4}}
ΜΑΘ This user is a member ofMu Alpha Theta Fraternity.	{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/Mu Alpha Theta}}

Userbox	WP:TGS Template	Related User Category
7+1 This user enjoys theDiscworld series.	{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User discworld}}
FR Good news, everyone! This user is a fan ofFuturama!	{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User futurama}}
FG This user thinksFamily Guy isfreakin' sweet.	{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User familyguy}}
F This user is afurry.	{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User furry}}
This user usesWikipedia as theirprimary point of reference.	{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/Wikipedia reference}}
This user usesGoogle as a primary search engine.	{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/Google}}
dA This user is adeviantART deviant atusername	{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/deviantART|username}}
/. This user has aSlashdot account.	{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/Slashdot}}
Wal-mart This user does not shop at Wal-mart due to evilness!	{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/NoWalmart}}
Man, this user isso high!	{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User High}}
This user eatsshrooms.	{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User Shrooms}}

Userbox	WP:TGS Template	Related User Category
lib This user is aliberal.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Liberal}}
This user is amonarchist.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Monarchist}}
This user approves ofapproval voting.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Approval voting}}
This user supports the United Nations.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/UN}}
This user supports theEuropean Union.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Pro-EU}}
This user is in favour ofEU enlargement in a westerly direction.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/EU enlargement west}}
This user believes in abinational solution to theIsraeli-PalestinianConflict.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Binational solution}}
GOP This user supports theU.S. Republican Party.	{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User republican}}
This user has arranged fororgan donation; have you?	{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User organ donor}}
This user supports the legalization ofCannabis.	{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User legalize cannabis}}
This user supports the decriminalization ofcannabis.	{{User:Who R you?/Userboxes/decriminalize cannabis}}
This user STRONGLY supports the decriminalization ofcannabis.	{{User:Who R you?/Userboxes/decriminalize cannabis | STRONGLY }}
This Nevada-Resident user opposesThe Yucca Mountain Nuclear Repository.	{{User:Bustter/Userboxes/Oppose_Yucca}}
This Nevada-Resident user favorsThe Yucca Mountain Nuclear Repository.	{{User:Bustter/Userboxes/Favor_Yucca}}
This Nevada-Resident user is studyingThe Yucca Mountain Nuclear Repository.	{{User:Bustter/Userboxes/Study_Yucca}}

Userbox	WP:TGS Template	Related User Category
This user findscopyright paranoia disruptive.	{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User copyright}}
This user is againstadmins ignoringpolicy.	{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User admins ignoring policy}}
Thisuser is arecent changespatroller.	{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/RC Patrol}}
${\displaystyle \sum }$ This user isgreater than thesum of their userboxes.	{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/Sum}}
This user reserves the right to completelyscrew up his or her edits.	{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/Screw}}
Wikipedia isnot censored.	{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/Not Censored}}

Userbox	WP:TGS Template	Related User Category
This user isinterested inLGBTQ issues—which doesnot necessarily reflect the user'ssexual orientation.	{{User:UBX/LGBTinterest}}
sex This user wants nothing to do with "the S-word".	{{User:UBX/antisword}}
This user practicesabstinence.	{{User:UBX/abstinence}}
This user supports and encourages the practice ofsafe sex.	{{User:UBX/safesex}}
This user supports the inclusion ofsex education in school systems.	{{User:UBX/sexeducation}}
porn This user enjoyspornography.	{{User:UBX/porn}}
This user enjoyssex.	{{User:UBX/sex}}
♂♀ This user supportsgender equality.	{{User:UBX/genderequality}}
This user is asupporter of theLGBTQ community.	{{User:UBX/queersupport}}
This user isstraight but notnarrow.	{{User:UBX/notnarrow}}
This user isheterosexual.	{{User:UBX/heterosexual}}
This user isstraight.	{{User:UBX/straight}}
This user identifies asheteroflexible.	{{User:UBX/heteroflexible}}
This user identifies asbisexual.	{{User:UBX/bisexual}}
This user isbisexual, not confused.	{{User:UBX/notconfused}}
This user ismale.	{{User:UBX/male}}
This user isfemale.	{{User:UBX/female}}
This user lovesyiff, and is probably afurry.	{{User:UBX/yiff}}	[[Category:Furry Wikipedians]]

Userbox	WP:TGS Template	Related User Category
This user has been touched byHis Noodly Appendage.	{{User:Xaosflux/UBX/User flying spaghetti monster}}
This user believes inFlying Spaghetti Monsterism.	{{User:Xaosflux/UBX/User fsm}}
This user is aware of theFlying Spaghetti Monster.	{{User:Xaosflux/UBX/User fsm2}}
This user believes that theFlying Spaghetti Monster is as likely ascreationism.	{{User:Xaosflux/UBX/User religion flying spaghetti monster not really}}
nul This user has noalignment.	{{User:Xaosflux/UBX/User alignment}}
IPU This user worships theInvisible Pink Unicorn (bbhhh).	{{User:Xaosflux/UBX/User IPU}}
IPU This user doesn't really worship theInvisible Pink Unicorn (bbHhh).	{{User:Xaosflux/UBX/User IPU2}}
This user is ahumanist.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Humanist}}
This user is probably going toHell.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Hellbound}}
This user isnot the Messiah! He is a very naughty boy!	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Not the Messiah}}
HO HO HO! This userbelieves in Santa Claus.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Santa}}
This userdoes not believe in Santa Claus.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/No Santa}}

Userbox	WP:TGS Template	Related User Category
This userrespects thebeliefs andreligions of others.	{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User religion respect}}
This user is aBaháʼí.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Bahá'í}}
This user is aChristian.	{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User christian}}
This user is aChristianpilgrim.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Christian pilgrim}}
This user isRoman Catholic.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Catholic}}
This user is anEastern Christian.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Eastern Christian}}
This user is anOrthodox Christian.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Eastern Orthodox}}
This user is aProtestantChristian	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Protestant}}
This user is an adherent of Anglican Christianity.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Anglican}}
This user is aCalvinist.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Calvinist}}
This user is aBorn Again Christian.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Born again}}
This user is aLutheran.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Lutheran}}
This user is aMuslim.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Muslim}}
This user is aHajji.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Hajji}}
This user is an Orthodox Jew.	{{User:Java7837/userboxing/orthodoxjudaism}}
This user is interested in Kabbalah.	{{User:Java7837/userboxing/kabbalah}}
This user isJewish.	{{User:Java7837/userboxing/jewish2}}
This user isJewish.	{{User:Java7837/userboxing/jewish}}
This user is a member of WikiProject Orthodox Judaism.	{{User:Java7837/userboxing/orthodoxjudaismproject}}
Seven laws were given to Noah for all of mankind. Do not commit Idolatry Do not Murder Do not Steal Do not commit sexual immorality Do not commit Blasphemy Do not eat a limb torn off a living animal Set up courts of justice	{{User:Java7837/userboxing/noahidism2}}
This user is aBuddhist.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Buddhist}}
This user is aTaoist.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Taoist}}
This user acceptsKarma.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Karma}}
This user followsVoodoo.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Voodoo}}
This user ispagan.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Pagan}}
This user isWiccan.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Wiccan}}
This user followsShamanism.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Shamanist}}

Feel free to link to my userbox archive, and add an link to yours.

• Java7837's Archive of Religious Userboxes
• Disavian's Userbox Archive
• J.S. 's Userbox Archive.
• Richard0612 Userbox Archive
• StuffOfInterest's Userbox Archive
• Winhunter's Userbox Archive
• Zerrakhi Archive of Original Userboxes

• Wikipedians interested in LGBTQ issues
• LGBTQ Wikipedians
• Bisexual Wikipedians
• Male Wikipedians
• Female Wikipedians
• Pastafarian Wikipedians
• Atheist Wikipedians
• Humanist Wikipedians
• Bahá'í Wikipedians
• Christian Wikipedians
• Lutheran Wikipedians
• Muslim Wikipedians
• Orthodox Jewish Wikipedians
• Kabbalist Wikipedians
• Jewish Wikipedians
• Buddhist Wikipedians
• Pagan Wikipedians
• Wiccan Wikipedians

• Userboxes with insufficient color contrast