Parody of "The Twelve Days of Christmas". Sung as a normal Christmas carol, with each verse comedically recited by a participant in a painful activity.
The Chimney Song (2:06)
Original song, sung by a little girl. The song describes the ensuing months afterSanta Claus gets stuck in someone's chimney.
We Wish You Weren't Living With Us (0:44)
Parody of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas". Sung as a normal Christmas carol. About relatives who overstay their visit, becoming a nuisance to the host.
Wreck the Malls (2:02)
Parody of "Deck the Halls" performed asglam rock. The song is about excessive Christmas shopping.
A Visit from St. Nicholson (4:30)
Parody of "A Visit from St. Nicholas" by Clement Clark Moore, withBob Rivers impersonating actorJack Nicholson (satirizing his frequent appearances atLos Angeles Lakers games and his movie roles portraying disturbed maniacs) appearing instead of St. Nicholas. Spoken-word piece with no music.
I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get Out on Parole) (3:06)
Loose parody of "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas," performed in thewestern swing genre, by a criminal thief whose 15-year prison sentence is ending immediately before Christmas and he makes his plans for the holiday.
The Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen" (1:33)
Parody of "God Rest You Merry, Gentlemen." Sung by an all-malea cappella chorus. The subject has apparently been subjected to a prank in which someone flipped the Men's and Ladies signs to the restroom.
