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| Author | Al Franken |
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| Language | English |
| Subject | 2004 U.S. presidential election |
| Genre | Political satire |
| Publisher | Dutton |
Publication date | 2005 |
| Publication place | United States |
| Media type | Hardcover/paperback |
| ISBN | 9780452287679 |
| OCLC | 84839079 |
| 973.931 | |
| LC Class | JK526 2004 .F73 2005 |
| Preceded by | Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right |
The Truth (With Jokes) is an American book ofpolitical satire andhumor byAl Franken, released in October 2005. The book's main focus is on the2004 presidential election and Franken's research into theRepublicans' strategy in their victory—as well as examples of subsequent political overreach which he predicts will be their downfall. Finally, he makes some predictions.
The book opens with a retelling of the aftermath of November 2, 2004, as all the major news stations claim that incumbentU.S. PresidentGeorge W. Bush—reelected with an historically narrow margin over hisDemocratic opponent,Massachusetts SenatorJohn Kerry, of less than 2.5 percentage points—won an "ideological mandate" in this election. Franken points to the previous low point for incumbent presidents' reelections,Woodrow Wilson's 3.2-point1916 victory, juxtaposes them with the landslide reelection victories ofFranklin D. Roosevelt in1936,Dwight D. Eisenhower in1956,Lyndon B. Johnson in1964,Richard Nixon in1972, andRonald Reagan in1984, and counter-argues that Bush's margin of victory was nowhere close to these lopsided contests; further, Franken points out that Bush's margin was 6 points narrower than that ofBill Clinton in1996 over Republican challengerBob Dole, and that nobody considered that victory a "mandate".
Franken then enumerates the reasons he believes Bush won, as summarized in three rhyming words:
Franken uses several quotes from throughout the 2004 campaign to illustrate the point of "How Bush Won: Fear". In several instances campaigners heavily relied on the events of9/11 to paint President Bush as a strong military leader and John Kerry as a waffler. Franken counters with direct quotes from the9/11 Commission that suggest Bush ignored or overlooked several key pieces of intelligence from theCIA that, if acted upon, could have prevented the attacks altogether.
Franken also writes that Bill Clinton received similar intelligence regarding potential attacks on January 1, 2000, and was able to quickly raise the security level and prevent terrorist activity.
He also talks aboutterror management theory and its relevance to the 2004 campaign, including numerous "conflations" by Republicans, particularly at their national convention, of theIraq War with the9/11 terrorist attacks. Almost no mention is made at the 2004 Republican National Convention ofOsama bin Laden, whose terrorist groupal Qaeda is considered to have perpetrated the events of 9/11; across all the speeches delivered during television prime time, there was only one mention, by then-Governor of New YorkGeorge Pataki. Meanwhile, the words "terror"/"terrorism"/"terrorist", and mentions ofIraq, Iraqi dictatorSaddam Hussein, and 9/11 occurred 178 times in total.
One chapter is devoted to exploring the idea that 9/11 was used, as the wife ofblogger Dwight Meredith phrased it, as Bush's "little black dress"—something he could slip on for any occasion, something he could use to justify any action he took.
In "How Bush Won: Smear," Franken addresses the accusations of theSwift Boat Veterans for Truth group that alleged during the 2004 election that John Kerry's medals for valor were actually based on an act of cowardice. The incident, involving Kerry's killing of aViet Cong soldier, was not witnessed by any of the group's members. Moreover, the group dubiously claimed that Kerry shot a potentially unarmed and wounded teenager in the back while he attempted to escape.
Franken surmises, using the testimony of the soldiers who were actually there, that Kerry's original version is the correct version. Franken also quotes aTed Koppel story from 2004 when Koppel went toVietnam and spoke personally with the commander of the Vietcong attack, who verified the man killed by Kerry was an adult, and military records that show the man was in possession of a grenade launcher.
The chapter ends with Franken delving intoKarl Rove's record of smears.John McCain is mentioned briefly, as the victim of a claim by Rove (during Bush's2000 search for the Republican presidential nomination) that McCain's adoptedBangladeshi daughter Bridget was actually an illegitimate African-American daughter, a claim which was spread via in infamouspush poll. The chapter also contains a detailed account of Alabama Supreme Court justice Mark Kennedy, whose record ofadvocacy for children was twisted into an accusation ofpedophilia.
At this point, Franken writes that he has been hospitalized with "Rove-induced septic shock." The chapter that follows, "A Brief Recuperative Debunk," shifts away from the Bush campaign to debunk a litany of false smears of Kerry consistently repeated byFox News Channel personalitySean Hannity—to each of which Franken retaliates with an acknowledged-as-false anti-Hannity smear.
The following chapter, "With Friends Like Zell," examines in detail the keynote speech at the 2004 Republican National Convention, delivered by SenatorZell Miller (D–Georgia). In particular, Franken brings to light how the speech misrepresented Kerry's "nay" votes on military budgets as a lack of support of the U.S. military. Franken also talks about how, as recently as March 1, 2001, Millerpraised Kerry as one who "has worked to strengthen our military", and contrasts Miller's 2004 keynote convention speech with two other ones: the one he gave at the 1992Democratic National Convention—in which he denounced Republican politics of "division and diversion"—and withBarack Obama's speech at the 2004 Democratic National Convention.
"How Bush Won: Queers" describes ways in which gay marriage was used as a wedge issue to break off certain voters who would have otherwise supported Kerry. It argues that Republicans relied on misrepresenting Kerry's position by saying and implying that he favored gay marriage. Franken lays out John Kerry's exact stance: Kerry supports legally recognized homosexualcivil unions, but not full-fledged marriage rights. While Franken disagrees with this view, he says that Kerry has spoken on the record with the same opinion since at least 1996.
Franken shows photos of protesters and pamphlets inred andswing states that say "Support Gay Marriage, Vote John Kerry." Franken implies that these protesters were employed by Republicans trying to sway voters by using the controversial issue of gay marriage.
After summing up how the combined effort of "fear, smears, and queers" won Bush the election, Franken notes the response by the Religious Right, in which they eagerly claimed that his victory was due to their efforts to get out the vote. "They thought theBible had made them omnipotent. ButGod had other plans," he concludes—as a segue into the second part of the book, where he talks about subsequent Republican overreach. However, after ending the chapter on this note, Franken takes a break to first write a short chapter about his own religious faith, entitled "Al Franken Talks AboutGod."
The second book ofThe Truth (With Jokes) details various examples of Republican misrule, each chapter being devoted to a different example.
"A Great Political Issue" describes theTerri Schiavo incident, in which Republicans politicized her case—overruling family courts and making dubious claims about her condition—only to offend a large swath of the American public by their intrusion in what even many conservatives saw as a private matter.
"TheTom DeLaySaipan Sex Tour andJack Abramoff Casino Getaway" describes two primary examples of congressional Republican corruption:
"Social Security: Franni vs. Bush" describes Bush's attempt to privatizeSocial Security. Franken delves into the details as to why Social Security was, as Bush claimed, in financial dire straits, and then debunks all such given reasons. The rest of the chapter describes Bush's attempt to convince the American public to support his plan. It cites aCato Institute piece, "Achieving a 'Leninist' Strategy", to assert that Bush'sstrategy for privatizing Social Security was ironically inspired byRussian SovietCommunist leaderVladimir Lenin.
The last three chapters of Book II describe theIraq War. "Plan of Attack: Attack the Planning" describes the events leading to the war, particularly the Bush administration's refusal to either adequately plan for the war or listen to independent organizations that contradicted the party line that the war would be a quick and easy venture. "Mission Redacted" describes the efforts of corporations and private contractors to profit from the war reconstruction effort. "Werewolves of Washington" touches briefly on the administration's opinion ontorture, and the apathy towards the number of people killed, both American troops and Iraqi civilians. It ends with an exhortation to vote out the people responsible in the 2006 elections.
A common thread touched on in the last three chapters is the story ofAhmed Chalabi, who had been hand-picked by Bush's Deputy Secretary of DefensePaul Wolfowitz, to run the new Iraqi regime. His attempt at an anti-Ba'athist uprising failed to gain popular support, and eventually Chalabi decided instead to attempt to gain power as a local warlord.
The epilogue takes the form of a letter Franken writes to his grandchildren, dated October 2, 2015. Among the predictions Franken makes (the book was published in 2005) for the coming years:
The paperback edition, released in 2006, features an additional chapter, "You're Welcome," implying that his book had some effect in leading to the conviction of Jack Abramoff. The chapter talks briefly about some of the events that happened since the publishing of the hardcover version, among theseHurricane Katrina, Vice PresidentDick Cheney shootingHarry Whittington, and the management of American ports by businesses inDubai.
As the title states and as with his previous work, Franken blends humor with cited fact in an attempt to create a more compelling read.
The Truth (With Jokes) debuted at #1 on the November 13, 2005New York Times hardcover nonfiction bestseller list.[1] It remained on the bestseller list for ten weeks.[2] Upon its release in October 2006, the paperback edition appeared at #12 on the paperback nonfiction bestsellers list.[3]
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